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SIRENED: Dirty Politics,Cleaned

Archive for the ‘Dumbass’ Category

June 27th, 2008

Some Seattle Italians Are Pissed About This…

Holy cannelloni! It’s a spicy meataball! The Italian Club of Seattle has come out and criticized this political ad put out by the Washington State Democratic Party as being “racist.”
The ad against Washington state gubernatorial candidate and Italian American Dino Rossi (R) portrays him as having some shady business connections, pretty standard in politics. Problem: […]

By Alex -- 2 comments

June 19th, 2008

Burger King Introduces World’s Most Expensive Burger!

When you put Burger King and world’s most expensive burger in the same sentence you’d probably think massive heart explosion. Not in this case, here is a video of some pompous British chef who discusses all the expensive ingredients that are going into making the world’s richest burger. The real kicker here is that under […]

By Alex -- 4 comments

June 18th, 2008

Laura Bush Wants you to Wish “W’ a Happy 62nd Birthday!

Evidently President Numb Nuts has another birthday coming up because despite his presidency, the Earth still managed another revolution around the sun. Also, he’s managed not to stab himself to death because the White House staff puts corks on his forks so he can eat his apple sauce, Dirty Rotten Scoundrels style!
Anyways, Laura Bush sent […]

By Alex -- 0 comments

June 16th, 2008

Prescription Drugs Kill More People than Illegal Drugs

Medical results out of Florida show that more people are dying from legal drugs than illegal ones. The Florida Medical Examiners Commission released autopsy results from 2007 that found that prescription drugs killed 3 times as many people as all illegal drugs combined.
In 2007, there were 168,900 deaths in Florida. 2,328 of these deaths were […]

By Alex -- 11 comments

June 14th, 2008

10 Things That Annoy Me About Soccer…

To start off, my beef does not include hot Swedish women or attractive women from wherever the hell this other girl is from. But seeing as how I’m a big sports buff living in Europe and Euro Cup is currently heating up, here is another post on soccer, my in-depth analysis on why it bugs […]

By Alex -- 2 comments

May 24th, 2008

Bill O’Reilly Goes Totally Nut Bars

This is a hilarious video of Faux News favorite Bill O’Reilly from back in the day on Inside Edition, his teleprompter doesn’t work and he goes absolutely bat shit over it. He kinda reminds me of a far far more intense version of Bill Murray’s weatherman character in the film Groundhog Day.
Anyways, this is another […]

By Alex -- 2 comments

May 12th, 2008

HBO’s Florida Recount Movie

Hey, remember that fiasco that happened back in 2000, when we elected Al Gore as president but got George “pretend cowboy” Bush instead. Well, now you can relive that moment on May 25th with the HBO film Recount starring Kevin Spacey, Dennis Leary, Laura Dern and Tom Wilkinson. What a great cast! I can’t wait […]

By Alex -- 8 comments

May 8th, 2008

The Amsterdam Cocktail: Green Haze Martini

This week is World Cocktail week and Jon over at The DC Traveler has asked us to make up a city themed cocktail for a round-up that he’ll be doing on Saturday. I’m choosing Amsterdam since that’s where I currently reside.
The Amsterdam Green Haze Martini
1 ounce gin
1/2 ounce absinthe
1 ‘magic mushroom’
1 gram Willie Nelson […]

By Alex -- 5 comments

May 2nd, 2008

How ‘McNuts’ Is John McCain?

Here’s a clip of John McCain at a recent town hall meeting where one man asked him if it was true that he called his wife Cindy a “cunt.” McCain responded by saying that the language was offensive to other people in the audience and moved on to the next question. True, that is offensive […]

By Alex -- 4 comments

May 1st, 2008

A Look Back at Queen’s Day in Amsterdam

Yesterday was Queen’s Day in the Netherlands and Amsterdam was totally nuts. My wife and I started the day close to our apartment, in an area called Oost Watergraassmeer, just a little south-east of central Amsterdam. What we saw there was a more traditional part of the Queen’s Day festivities-the area became a giant yard […]

By Alex -- 0 comments

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