January 23rd, 2008
While the other republican candidates have been traveling across the US competing to win states, Rudy Giuliani has been camped out in Florida for what seems like forever. Since coming to my home state, Rudy has managed to really get the 9/11 message out. In fact, he’s done such a great job of it; that I now feel like that […]
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December 5th, 2007
When people think of Florida they think of sunshine, Disney, beautiful keys, loads of great beaches and usually at worst, stupidity. Most visitors would not associate Florida with anger, but apparently Florida is the angriest state in the country as we are home to 5 of the 12 angriest cities! This list was actually formed in 2006 by Men’s Health, but […]
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September 19th, 2007
As a resident of Florida I sometimes like to write about the weirdness and criminals that add a little something extra to “the sunshine state.” Of the many criminals that flee various other states to take residence here, none are more notorious than “The Juice” OJ Simpson.
Simpson has been a resident of Miami for a solid decade now, ever […]
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August 3rd, 2007
Florida: A place for sunning, golfing, whacked out criminals and just plain old weird shit. Let’s see what’s been going on of late…
When someone gets busted for their second DUI in 3 months this is brilliant t-shirt to wear.
Redneck Floridian gives police tape of her and her husband torturing frogs, parakeets and chameleons. No word […]
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July 26th, 2007
Here are some things going on in the refuge for criminals and crazies state…
Man arrested for shooting at Iraqi’s. Just a few problems here 1)There were no Iraqi’s present and 2)The incident occurred in Port Charlotte, Florida where the man fired at the neighbor’s air conditioning unit.
Patriot Missile Found in Tampa scrap yard. Shockingly, there was […]
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July 18th, 2007
Go on any of the presidential candidate’s websites and the first thing addressed is money. They need your money to support their campaign because the more money they have, the louder their voice becomes and the more likely they are to be elected. This is what “democracy” in the United States has evolved into.
According to this […]
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July 5th, 2007
Over the weekend I saw a t-shirt in a Tampa shop that read “Florida: A Sunny Place For Shady People.” I thought it was fantastic; I couldn’t express that sentiment any better. Courtesy of Fark.com, here is a roundup of some recent Florida wackiness.
A woman with a new boob job gets peeped on in a Target fitting room. She […]
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June 26th, 2007
I am a smoker and because Camel cigarettes marketing scheme is largely based on giving out free smokes at bars and sending coupons, I am on their mailing list. And I like being on their mailing list because hell, who doesn’t like to save money.
Thing is, when you save money on cigarettes it does not discourage you to […]
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June 13th, 2007
The website Fark.com has news categories of all sorts from silly, sad, amusing, asinine to Florida. The “sunshine state” is so ridiculously fucked up that it has its own category. It is the only state privileged enough to have this on the Fark website.
As a resident of Florida for much of my life it is my belief […]
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February 7th, 2007
Today, Captain Lisa Nowak was charged with attempted murder in an Orlando, FL courtroom. The charges come as a shock because she is an astronaut, no surprise this would happen in Florida though. After all, it is the state OJ Simpson currently resides in.
Nowak drove 950 miles from Houston to Orlando to confront the girlfriend of a […]
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