May 6th, 2008
Will the fate of AARP member John McCain be similar to Ronald Reagan or Bob Dole?
Fun picture of John Kerry checking out some college girls tits.
Ah Europe and their crazy commercials, here’s one for a copy machine where the girl accidentally copies up her skirt.
John McCain has a backup plan if he’s not elected […]
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April 24th, 2008
More jobs heading to India, this time it’s debt collection!
Yet another scam…People claiming to be the IRS, asking for your information so you can get your “tax refund.”
Why the health care debate might be a steamy load of crap.
What’s this about a congressman claiming a $300 campaign tab for “lodging” at a bar with no […]
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April 15th, 2008
In a surprise move, Gawker Media has decided to part ways with favorite shit talking political blog Wonkette. The sell off is a shock to some, myself included, as Wonkette is one of the biggest brand names in the Gawker network and the site has won several blog awards.
But Gawker Media pointed out that despite […]
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December 3rd, 2007
Did you get the memo?
More men come forward to say they’ve had sex with Idaho potato Larry Craig, Craig still in denial of the gay.
Iraq is supposedly getting better, again, but not for Christians. So wait, why are we there again?
It’s Tasers Gone Wild! This time it’s the story of a Utah highway patrolman who pulled out […]
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February 15th, 2007
Yesterday, President Bush announced that Iran is definitely arming the insurgency that is killing both Americans and Iraqi’s.
Today, Bush made a shocking allegation that Batman has also been in on the action. Apparently, with Gotham cleansed of evil, Batman has become bored and decided to interject into the Iraqi rebuilding process. But not understanding the convoluted nature of Iraqi […]
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February 7th, 2007
Today, Captain Lisa Nowak was charged with attempted murder in an Orlando, FL courtroom. The charges come as a shock because she is an astronaut, no surprise this would happen in Florida though. After all, it is the state OJ Simpson currently resides in.
Nowak drove 950 miles from Houston to Orlando to confront the girlfriend of a […]
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February 1st, 2007
Yesterday, Boston was brought to its knees in the city’s biggest scare since September 11th. Devices thought to be explosives were found under bridges, at subway stops and near a medical center. This caused city officials to close roads and bridges, shut down the Charles River and detonate one of the lighted devices. Today’s headline in the Boston […]
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January 23rd, 2007
Back on January 17th, 2001 The Onion wrote this article about Bush’s upcoming presidency. The article is titled ‘Our Long National Nightmare of Peace and Prosperity is Finally Over.’
Among many prophecies in the story is a fake quote by Dennis Hastert saying:
“Under Bush, we can all look forward to military aggression, deregulation of dangerous, greedy industries, […]
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January 23rd, 2007
Stephen Colbert has officially denounced the Chicago Bears for beating the beloved New Orleans Saints. He has repeatedly said that Bears are “godless killing machines” and that was proven on Sunday. Colbert said they are still cleaning up torn off pieces of Reggie Bush.
Get ready Colts. Those godless Bears are waiting for you in Super […]
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January 23rd, 2007
Recently, many in the media have been confusing Barack Obama and Osama Bin Laden. Shockingly, even the level headed Rush Limbaugh made this mistake.
Ok, so the difference between Obama and Osama is just one letter, but they have clear differences we assure you.
1)Obama resides in a home…we think. Osama resides in a cave…we think.
2)Obama resides […]
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