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All kinds of celebrities have endorsed Barack Obama, if celebrities were Super Delegates Hillary would be done already. He’s even winning fake pretend endorsements from fictional Sesame Street characters!
In other Obama celebrity endorsement news, the real Tom Hanks recently released a video on his MySpace page endorsing Barack Obama. It’s not very funny unless you count how goofy Hanks looks or the fact that he felt the need to mention that African Americans were once thought of as 3/5 of a person in American history (that’s not funny of course except that he makes it seem like that’s part of …read more

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Hillary Clinton needed to do a lot better last night to have a realistic, let’s not destroy the democratic party chance of winning the nomination. Barack Obama needed to do just a little bit better to finally finish off Hillary (even though she still wouldn’t have gone away).
Clinton, despite losing North Carolina by 14 points and at the time leading the smaller state of Indiana by just 4 points (ultimately winning by just 2), gave what seemed like a victory speech, saying that they had split Pennsylvania and North Carolina but she’d won the tiebreaker and it was now “full …read more

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Will the fate of AARP member John McCain be similar to Ronald Reagan or Bob Dole?
Fun picture of John Kerry checking out some college girls tits.
Ah Europe and their crazy commercials, here’s one for a copy machine where the girl accidentally copies up her skirt.
John McCain has a backup plan if he’s not elected president of the USA: to be elected president of Mexico.
Will young Obama supporters in Indiana and NC choose bong swats or the voting booth today?
A wonderful compilation of the American president acting like a dancing buffoon.
John McCain said he didn’t vote for George …read more

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While John McCain looks for things to do while hanging out at Cracker Barrel, the democratic race is still up for grabs. Just when you think Obama has put the dagger in Clinton, Hillary finds fresh new ways to re-invent herself to pander to the state she’s running in (guns and drinking in Pennsylvania was the previous one).
Obama seems frustrated by the fact that he can’t, in the words of Mortal Combat, finish her! There was of course his famous “can I just eat my waffle?” remark when asked by journalists in a diner what he thought of Hamas’ …read more

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More jobs heading to India, this time it’s debt collection!
Yet another scam…People claiming to be the IRS, asking for your information so you can get your “tax refund.”
Why the health care debate might be a steamy load of crap.
What’s this about a congressman claiming a $300 campaign tab for “lodging” at a bar with no lodging?
From John McCain’s fake blog: Taking economic advice from his even more senile mother.
Jenna Bush is confused and may accidentally vote democrat. My marker slipped…Doh!
Hillary Clinton will be ready on Day 1…to nuke Iran.
Florida thinking to bring Jesus to license plates.
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Last night after the dust settled in a critical battleground state come November, Hillary came away with a 10 point victory, 55%-45%. She proudly took the stage with husband ‘Slick Willy’ and daughter Chelsea and thanked the people of PA for their gracious support. And it was indeed gracious of Pennsylvania voters to ignore the fact that Hillary is so obviously full of shit.
Hillary once again mentioned her Pennsylvania roots, making it awfully tricky to keep up as she seems to have roots in about 5 different states. Coincidentally, husband Bill has spread roots in more states but that information …read more

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In just a few hours the polls will close in Pennsylvania and the people of that state will give us their glum vision of the future-I presume something along the lines of Terminator or Planet of the Apes. Whether the world will be taken over by machines or hairy primates is anyones guess, but the people of Pennsylvania are currently weighing in on that very question. Well, not exactly, but it seems firmly established that they are bitter and hopeless.
How many people in the state really are, in fact bitter? Is the bitterness so pervasive that they can actually …read more

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Stephen Colbert didn’t have to do a whole lot of work on last night’s show as he had politicians doing most of the talking for him. A day after Clinton and Obama debated in Pennsylvania, they both appeared on The Colbert Report. It was known all week that Senator Clinton would appear on the show in some form, but Obama appearing via satellite was a surprise. And the fact that Obama appeared at the end of show kinda trumped Hillary’s in person appearance and probably took away whatever she was trying to gain from her visit.
Colbert was not given …read more

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It was another Something Tuesday for the democrats and Barack Obama managed to win the always pivotal states of Wyoming and Mississippi. Hey, when did these states get to count?
Anyways, Barack Obama now has over 1,600 delegates, putting him just over 600 points (delegates) short of cliching a spot in the Finals with John McCain. McCain, who managed to reach the finals last week after a last minute Hail Mary attempt by Mike Huckabee fell well short of the end zone; will have many bye weeks before his one on one showdown with the democratic conference champion.
The republican conference champion faced a …read more

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Last night was Hillary’s last debate stand against Obama and it certainly needed to go much better for her. Attacking Obama for plagiarizing a couple sentences and then doing the same thing herself isn’t quite going to get the job done. Nice try though Hill’s!

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