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Wonder what happens with all that intelligence that gets thrown around? This video features Barry the cherry explaining it to Mr. Big Stick the cat. It’s about as mature and insightful as some of the intelligence itself.

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Yesterday, US intelligence reports were released saying that Iran had a nuclear weapons program, but halted it in 2003. Damn, that was close! It was only a couple weeks ago that Bush used Iran and World War III in the same sentence. And if Tom Tancredo were president, he may have already begun pre-emptive strikes on Mecca.
The intelligence reports estimate that even if Iran re-started its nuclear weapons program, that it wouldn’t be until at least 2010 that they could develop a bomb. So we still have a few years to not talk to people and make demands for them …read more

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Yesterday, Condi “needs good dickin” Rice and company laid more ground work for a potential WWIII with harsh sanctions against Iran. The sanctions which are aimed at crippling Iran’s economy into giving up their nuclear enrichment program will definitely do more harm than good in regards to Iraq and perhaps beyond.
One of the root causes of terrorism is poverty as many suicide bombers families are paid large sums of money when the father or mother decides to detonate themselves in a public place. This is something that goes beyond religion and certainly beyond “people who don’t like freedom.” So if …read more

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On Monday when Mahmoud Ahmadinejad ranted in front of Columbia students and faculty he dodged many direct questions but offered some “interesting” perspectives as well. When asked whether homosexuals were executed in his country he said that the phenomenon known as homosexuality did not exist in his country like it does in ours. This by far drew the biggest laughter and jeers from the Columbia audience. 
But as crazy as that sounds, many Christian fundamentalists do not believe “the gay” exists in the USA either. They will of course acknowledge that there is ”perverse sex” but that it is a choice and that God did …read more

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Today, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is in New York and set to speak on the campus of Columbia University. Mahmoud is scheduled to speak for a half hour and then field questions for the other half hour. No word yet on whether students will receive tazers to run a reversal of what happened at the University of Florida last week.
All weekend long Faux news and others have criticized the University of Columbia for their decision to allow a world leader to speak on their campus. Fox anchors have said that while they understand there is “free speech” in this country, allowing this …read more

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Hamid Karzai did some major league Bush kissing after ’The Decider’ decided what he would say yesterday. Just the day previous Karzai acknowledged that the Taliban were a major problem and threat and then all of a sudden, standing beside Bush they were no longer a danger to his government.
Bush was none too pleased with Karzai’s remarks concerning Iran either. Karzai had said that Iran was a stabilizing force in Afghanistan while Bush said “It is up to Iran to prove to the world that they are a stabilizing force as opposed to a destabilizing force.”
Bush gave Karzai a few sharp looks during their meeting. Don’t …read more

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Have you submitted your question for the youtubes yet? If not, be sure to make it creative (perhaps a superhero costume?) as there have already been some 1,500 questions submitted.
Some examples might be; how will you fix the mess George Bush has left? What role will “Slick Willy” take as a possible First Man? Is Dennis Kusinich in fact part elf? What will be Joe Biden’s next political gaff (aka pulling a John Kerry) to reduce his chances from very slim to none? Which candidate is Mike Gravel most likely to strangle? How many donuts did Bill Richardson eat today?
So many …read more

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Go on any of the presidential candidate’s websites and the first thing addressed is money. They need your money to support their campaign because the more money they have, the louder their voice becomes and the more likely they are to be elected. This is what “democracy” in the United States has evolved into.
According to this chart on Opensecrets.org Hillary Clinton has raised the most money at $63 million and Barack Obama has raised the 2nd most at $59 million. It really is mind boggling, we are still 6 months from the Democratic primaries (and 16 months before the general election) and just …read more

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According to this article at Yahoo.com, the US and Russia could be preparing for a re-match of the Cold War.
Apparently the US is looking to build anti-defense systems in the Czech Republic and Poland. This is really irking old buddy to our ‘Decider’ Vlad Putin who believes this amounts to a new arms race.
The US says the defense system is to protect Europe from missiles from Iran. Putin lashed out saying “It’s a defense against something which does not exist.”
Russia has come under fire lately for its anti-democratic dealings and Putin has been center stage in the criticism. But Bush has previously stood by …read more

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Hey everyone, meet Lt. Gen. Douglas Lute, he will be the new head honcho in our global war of terror.
Our almighty and wise Decider decided that is was a good idea to have a head dude to oversee all of our current and future wars. After several top generals turned down the position due to the feeling of a lack of competence in the administration, we finally have a guy, our Nicholas II, our Czar.
Of course, he still must be confirmed by those irrelevant dudes called the Senate.

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