Jackass Amsterdam Picture-Peeing in the Canals
Amsterdam residents prefer that you piss in their canals, rather than their buildings.
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Jackass Copenhagen Picture of the Week-Boobs and Burritos
The Danes have it all…does life really get any better than boobs, beer and burritos??
photo credit: me
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Jackass Amsterdam Picture of the Week
The secret to making Holland’s best fries is the piss (that or the gooey white sauce on top).
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Jackass Amsterdam Picture of the Week
British people often scratch their heads at why the Dutch do not appreciate their tourism.
photo credit: my dumb ass
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Best of May!
It’s been an exciting month here on Sirened and here’s a wrap on some of the highlights:
I fully immersed myself in my Jackass Amsterdam Pictures of the Week segment by partaking in The Netherlands biggest holiday and dressing up like well…a jackass.
Gary Kasparov and the Flying Penis Helicopter inspired me to create a new ‘LOL’ category.
In Obama Leads Panamanian Candidate John McCain in National Polls, I look into the reason why John McCain is struggling with his base: their racism towards Latins.
When people complain about high oil prices, they often forget about the oil companies, who are massively affected because …read more
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Jackass Amsterdam Pictures of the Week
Finally! Stuffed animals you can win for people you hate!
Haditha and Ashwir always enjoy a peaceful stroll through the park on their way to the Sunday stoning.
Red Dress: “I can’t believe you forgot to rent the limo.”
Black Dress: (under her breath) “whore.”
photo credit: personal collection
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Jackass Amsterdam Pictures of the Week: Utrecht Edition
Utrecht is a beautiful Dutch city of about 250,000 that is only a 45 minute train ride south of Amsterdam. The city is like a cross between Amsterdam, Paris and Venice. Anyways, here’s the jackass perspective on it!
The only thing that’s really Italian about Martin is his gondola (that and whistling at every woman that walks by him in the town square).
Helga only hangs out in her bra on sunny days.
The Van Der Stroop family dinner was going splendidly until German cousin Fritz fondly reminisced about his days in the Nazi youth camp.
If anybody would like to interject a jackass …read more
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Jackass Amsterdam Pictures of the Week
After a long day, Amsterdam fire fighters take a time out to enjoy some ice cream, before hitting up the parade to proudly display their giant rubber fists and pink feather boas.
SMS Fart for…Fart ring tones?
I hate holding my backpack on the train, that’s why I prefer to leave it stuck in the door.
photo credit: personal collection
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Jackass Amsterdam Pictures of the Week-Queen’s Day Edition 2
Magnus is always a show off at the outdoor urinal.
It’s not considered a party in Europe if someone doesn’t burn something.
Even though Helga had been evicted, Queen’s Day plus insanity made her happy.
Peters’ favorite part of Queen’s Day is the excuse to bust out his bullhorn and bring his wife to the brink of choking him.