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Archive for the ‘John McCain’ Category

June 30th, 2008

Best of June on Sirened

Another month has come and gone, and slowly we’re all getting older and crustier. Here’s a look back at some of the highlights from June.
Prescription drugs kill more people than illegal drugs. We also learned that nobody in the state of Florida died from marijuana in 2007.
The fact that nobody died from marijuana in […]

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June 25th, 2008

Buy a John McCain Condom Today!

The US economy needs a jump start and perhaps the presidential elections will be just the ticket. At the moment you can pick up John McCain condoms at McCaincondoms.com. Don’t think these are just novelty condoms either, they are in fact the real deal!
McCain condoms are “old but not expired” and the site advertises that […]

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June 19th, 2008

Pulp Fiction McCain

Last week Stephen Colbert gave America an important mission, to make John McCain more exciting. He said it would be like putting a man on the moon, only harder.
Now the YouTubes have created all sorts of embarrassing John McCain stuff, everything from speaking to Darth Vader to being at a rave. Of course this pales […]

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June 18th, 2008

Laura Bush Wants you to Wish “W’ a Happy 62nd Birthday!

Evidently President Numb Nuts has another birthday coming up because despite his presidency, the Earth still managed another revolution around the sun. Also, he’s managed not to stab himself to death because the White House staff puts corks on his forks so he can eat his apple sauce, Dirty Rotten Scoundrels style!
Anyways, Laura Bush sent […]

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June 16th, 2008

John Cusack Takes on John McCain

Here’s John Cusack’s little ad for Moveon.org that attacks John McCain. Cusack wants to know if you can tell the difference between George BuCain and John McBush.
It’s clear that the star of Drop Dead Fred is an Obama supporter. I say we let the celebrities caucus to decide our next president, it’s about as […]

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June 16th, 2008

Comparing the McCain and Obama Tax Plans

This short clip from CNN crunches the numbers. In a nutshell, if you make less than $112,000 a year, you will get a bigger tax break with a Barack Obama presidency than a John McCain presidency. But if you make over $2.9 million a year, ouch, Obama plans to raise your taxes by $700,000!
So […]

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June 12th, 2008

John McCain’s Straight Talk on Womanizing

While these days John McCain looks more like Emperor Palpetine, there was a time (during Shakespeare’s era) that Johnie Mac was big pimpin’-. I’ve talked before about John McCain’s Brazilian sexcapade, when he was a young buck in the Navy, doing what sailors do best on shore leave-getting drunk and hammering home some locals.
What’s been […]

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June 11th, 2008

Clinton Supporters for McCain Website

Even though Hillary Clinton formally conceded on Saturday and endorsed Barack Obama (and thankfully she finally did something to put her issues, country and party above herself-of course she kinda had to for the future of her political career) the wounds are still far too fresh for many of her supporters. I really can’t blame […]

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June 5th, 2008

John Stewart Recaps Obama AND Clinton Winning Nomination

Last night John Stewart wrapped up the historic events of Tuesday: Barack Obama becoming the first African-American nominee for president of the United States, Hillary Clinton getting more votes than anyone in history (according to Clintonian math) and John McCain speaking in New Orleans to a small group of hobos.
At least Hillary has made […]

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June 4th, 2008

John McCain’s Cranky Old Man Speech

Before Barack Obama claimed the democratic nomination last night, crabby old John McCain came out to complain about him because he is ageist towards young people. McCain warned old people in New Orleans that if Barack Obama gets elected president he will steal their prescription medications, sell them on the black market and use the […]

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