New Republican Slogan Same as Anti-Depressant

New Republican Slogan Same as Anti-Depressant

Well, this is really only fitting I suppose. Especially when the President of the United States seems to care more about Israel and its interests than that of his own country. It’s hard to explain why else he would take a cheap (and bullshit) shot at an American politician in front of the Israeli parliament.
Anyways, republicans and Effexor, a match made in heaven!

John McCain Does ‘The Daily Show’…Again

John McCain Does ‘The Daily Show’…Again

Last night senior citizen John McCain left his cryogenic chamber to make an appearance with John Stewart to talk about the people that hate him. And in an old man Hanoi Hilton flashback, he also feels the need to quote the old communist leader of China.
Viva McCain/Denny’s Grand Slam Breakfast 08!’

Jon Stewart Recaps Tuesday’s Craziness

Jon Stewart Recaps Tuesday’s Craziness

Even though I’m ahead (6 hours from Eastern Standard Time) I’m still behind here in the Netherlands-with regards to American political goings on.
So Huckabee is finally out now? What about all that talk about taking it to the convention?? Oh, John McCain officially became the nominee, that’s right. And what about all that Obamamentum? That has to be all the rage across the United States after Tuesday!! Oh, he lost Texas, Ohio, Rhode Island and perhaps a colony. Did any colonies vote this time (not counting Rhode Island)?
So Hillary has the momentum now and is all the rage …read more

Jon Stewart-2008 Oscars

Jon Stewart-2008 Oscars

We have to stay the course with Iraq war films by keeping them in theaters; otherwise the audience will become emboldened…

Daily Show/Colbert Report Writers Return!

Daily Show/Colbert Report Writers Return!

The writers strike is finally over! After watching over a month of The Daily Show and The Colbert Report episodes without writers, yesterday they finally came back! I have to hand to them, they did a great job without their full time writers, but something was definitely missing. As funny as Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert are, it’s tough doing fresh comedy 4 nights a week without writers.
And hell, people like Jay Leno and Conan O’Brien had been doing 1 hour shows 5 nights a week without their full time writers. It’s been interesting but 5 weeks of …read more

Jon Stewart/Stephen Colbert Return!

Jon Stewart/Stephen Colbert Return!

Last night The Daily Show and The Colbert Report returned to the airwaves for the first time since November 1st, shortly before the writer’s strike began. Despite the strike still going on, Comedy Central ordered the two comedians back to follow suit with David Letterman, Jay Leno and others on the bigger networks.
The shows were definitely different without the writers, but being they were the first in months, they weren’t necessarily less entertaining, particularly The Colbert Report which relies heavily on Stephen Colbert staying in character.
Colbert was bewildered as to why there weren’t any words on his teleprompter. He was then …read more

It’s a Good Thing Giuliani Wasn’t Mayor of New Orleans

It’s a Good Thing Giuliani Wasn’t Mayor of New Orleans

Rudy Giuliani said that if the 2008 elections were based on one issue that it would be terrorism. Hmm, that sounds familiar. And as John Stewart said, if it’s about two issues he will lose.
Rudy Giuliani was better off being mayor of New York than mayor of New Orleans because if he was mayor of New Orleans he would be where Ray Nagin is. Nagin was lucky just to be re-elected to a city that is still trying to recover from the disaster that occurred there. Giuliani benefited from the immense wealth and resources of New York to come out …read more

Sirened Is Back!

Sirened Is Back!

Hey everyone, for those who check in on Sirened on a regular or semi regular basis, first off thank you! Second, sorry that we have been gone for awhile. We are back now and will be keeping you updated on all the fraudulent activities of politicians and companies.
The purpose of this site will continue to be two-fold: 1)To Inform and alert on both widely covered and less covered issues and 2)To have some fun along the way because really, a lot of things going on in the US right now are pretty depressing so it’s important to make a joke out of …read more

The Culprits of the 2007 Boston Scare

The Culprits of the 2007 Boston Scare

Here is the video of the Mooninite billboards that were placed around Boston that resulted in much of the city’s shutdown Wednesday. Apparently, the tiny billboards had been around for about a month but while lit up did not look like bombs. Then the batteries went out and were not replaced, leaving a circuit board looking contraption with wires hanging out of it. A Harvard scholar found one under a bridge and well, the rest is just embarrassing.
The person seen placing the Mooninite billboards around Boston was arrested for his role in leaving objects for their batteries to expire and …read more

John Stewart Believes Bush Should Adopt Seinfeld’s “Opposite” Theory

John Stewart Believes Bush Should Adopt Seinfeld’s “Opposite” Theory

Last night on The Daily Show with John Stewart, Bush’s ‘State of the Union’ speech was broken down in usual Stewart fashion.
Stewart showed a clip of Bush saying “We must balance the federal budget, confront the serious challenge of global climate change, reduce gasoline usage in the US by 20% and make health care affordable for all Americans”.
Of course, this rhetoric is no where in sync with Bush’s policies and Stewart responded with “Interesting, he seems to be contradicting everything he stands for…Wait, I’ve seen this tactic before!…I think it could work!”
He then proceeded to show a clip of Seinfeld …read more

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