Well, this is really only fitting I suppose. Especially when the President of the United States seems to care more about Israel and its interests than that of his own country. It’s hard to explain why else he would take a cheap (and bullshit) shot at an American politician in front of the Israeli parliament.

Anyways, republicans and Effexor, a match made in heaven!

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Last night senior citizen John McCain left his cryogenic chamber to make an appearance with John Stewart to talk about the people that hate him. And in an old man Hanoi Hilton flashback, he also feels the need to quote the old communist leader of China.

Viva McCain/Denny’s Grand Slam Breakfast 08!’

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Even though I’m ahead (6 hours from Eastern Standard Time) I’m still behind here in the Netherlands-with regards to American political goings on.

So Huckabee is finally out now? What about all that talk about taking it to the convention?? Oh, John McCain officially became the nominee, that’s right. And what about all that Obamamentum? That has to be all the rage across the United States after Tuesday!! Oh, he lost Texas, Ohio, Rhode Island and perhaps a colony. Did any colonies vote this time (not counting Rhode Island)?

So Hillary has the momentum now and is all the rage with the young kids? Oh, not quite. So Obama must have given a really inspirational speech after Tuesday’s losses? Oh, he cited math before the contests even began. Anyways, here is Jon Stewart with a fun recap of Something Tuesday
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We have to stay the course with Iraq war films by keeping them in theaters; otherwise the audience will become emboldened…

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The writers strike is finally over! After watching over a month of The Daily Show and The Colbert Report episodes without writers, yesterday they finally came back! I have to hand to them, they did a great job without their full time writers, but something was definitely missing. As funny as Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert are, it’s tough doing fresh comedy 4 nights a week without writers.

And hell, people like Jay Leno and Conan O’Brien had been doing 1 hour shows 5 nights a week without their full time writers. It’s been interesting but 5 weeks of this was enough. Welcome back to all the writers, nice to see you again!

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The shows were definitely different without the writers, but being they were the first in months, they weren’t necessarily less entertaining, particularly The Colbert Report which relies heavily on Stephen Colbert staying in character.

Colbert was bewildered as to why there weren’t any words on his teleprompter. He was then told it was because of the writers strike. Colbert acted surprised and said “my understanding is that this little magic box, it reads my thoughts and it lays them on the screen right there.”

Being that it was their first show back, they both used the writers strike as a source of material. And with so much time off, I suspect they have lots of ideas to carry them through several shows. But the longer this drags out, the harder this will be for them, especially since many actors and politicians will not cross picket lines to appear on their shows.

Anyways, welcome back guys! I’ve missed ya!

Daily Show image from MSNBC.

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Rudy Giuliani said that if the 2008 elections were based on one issue that it would be terrorism. Hmm, that sounds familiar. And as John Stewart said, if it’s about two issues he will lose.

Rudy Giuliani was better off being mayor of New York than mayor of New Orleans because if he was mayor of New Orleans he would be where Ray Nagin is. Nagin was lucky just to be re-elected to a city that is still trying to recover from the disaster that occurred there. Giuliani benefited from the immense wealth and resources of New York to come out looking like far more of a hero than what he really is. All he was was a person who made some good speeches, appearances and allowed the resolve of countless New Yorkers to put him in the position he is now. I would love to see how different New Orleans would be if Giuliani was the mayor.

This is a good parody from Real Time with Bill Maher showing how Giuliani wants to scare America into voting for him.

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The purpose of this site will continue to be two-fold: 1)To Inform and alert on both widely covered and less covered issues and 2)To have some fun along the way because really, a lot of things going on in the US right now are pretty depressing so it’s important to make a joke out of the farce it is. Thank god for John Stewart and Stephen Colbert!

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Here is the video of the Mooninite billboards that were placed around Boston that resulted in much of the city’s shutdown Wednesday. Apparently, the tiny billboards had been around for about a month but while lit up did not look like bombs. Then the batteries went out and were not replaced, leaving a circuit board looking contraption with wires hanging out of it. A Harvard scholar found one under a bridge and well, the rest is just embarrassing.

The person seen placing the Mooninite billboards around Boston was arrested for his role in leaving objects for their batteries to expire and allow a major US city to go into chaos involving hundreds of police, medical units and even the coast guard.

We were a bit surprised that this was not talked about on The Daily Show last night. Albeit, Stephen Colbert mentioned it and said he was upset because he could not promote his new Christmas special by stuffing envelopes with fake snow. Every comedy show should have mentioned this very unique and ridiculous event that took place because really, for a comedian, this fiasco was like a hanging curveball meant to be driven out of the park.

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Stewart showed a clip of Bush saying “We must balance the federal budget, confront the serious challenge of global climate change, reduce gasoline usage in the US by 20% and make health care affordable for all Americans”.

Of course, this rhetoric is no where in sync with Bush’s policies and Stewart responded with “Interesting, he seems to be contradicting everything he stands for…Wait, I’ve seen this tactic before!…I think it could work!”

He then proceeded to show a clip of Seinfeld where at the diner Jerry advises George that “If every instict you have is wrong, then the opposite would have to be right.” Which George enthusiastically responds with “Yes, I will do the opposite!”

Sounds good to us Mr. President, since every instinct you have is wrong, just do what George Costanza did, everything worked out great for him in that episode!

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