June 26th, 2008
If Barack Obama truly is the next JFK, he certainly needs a blond bomb shell to prove it. Happy birthday mister presidential hopeful because you’ve found that in Scarlett Johansson!
In a June 10th article on Politico.com, Johansson said “You’d imagine that someone like the senator who is constantly traveling and constantly ‘on’ — how can […]
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June 26th, 2008
This is Ryanair CEO Michael O’Leary talking about Ryanair’s plans for transcontinental flights. In economy you’ll be able to fly dirt cheap, but they’ll be no frills, so you’ll have to bring your own oral sex. To compensate, business class seats will be very expensive because they will include blow jobs. So screw you Virgin […]
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June 25th, 2008
The US economy needs a jump start and perhaps the presidential elections will be just the ticket. At the moment you can pick up John McCain condoms at McCaincondoms.com. Don’t think these are just novelty condoms either, they are in fact the real deal!
McCain condoms are “old but not expired” and the site advertises that […]
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June 15th, 2008
To quote the film EuroTrip “Poppy juice!…Now with pulp.”
photo credit: personal collection
*Lekker means “delicious” in Dutch and is used to describe everything from great food to nice balcony views to yes, even “delicious babes.”
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June 12th, 2008
While these days John McCain looks more like Emperor Palpetine, there was a time (during Shakespeare’s era) that Johnie Mac was big pimpin’-. I’ve talked before about John McCain’s Brazilian sexcapade, when he was a young buck in the Navy, doing what sailors do best on shore leave-getting drunk and hammering home some locals.
What’s been […]
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April 29th, 2008
John McCain is a republican John Kerry? He was for pulling the troops out of Iraq before he was against it. Oh this will be fun come October!
Congressional democrats will fund the Iraq war so they can end it. It’s that Catch-22 logic.
NY Times readership is down, NBC’s Brian Williams mocks them on his blog.
Eliot […]
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April 3rd, 2008
Everyone who follows politics knows that John McCain fought in Vietnam and spent 4 years wearing rubber tires for shoes in a Vietnamese POW camp. But what about his less known military history prior to Vietnam?
Well, like most sailors tales of shore leave, John McCain’s reads something like a raunchy Hustler magazine…In 1957, upon docking […]
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October 25th, 2006
The Democrats and Tennessee Senate candidate, Harold Ford Jr. (D), are outraged over this ad currently being ran in the state. The Republican candidate Bob Corker and Republican National Committee chairman Ken Mehlman have distanced themselves from the ad, saying that they don’t agree with it but have no control over it being ran.
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October 4th, 2006
President Bush says he supports a full criminal investigation into the Mark Foley scandal. This is opposed to not supporting an investigation into a sex crime now that everyone knows about it. Good call from the party that prides itself on family values!
Mark Foley, the gay bashing gay pedophile Congressman from Florida stepped down after his […]
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September 26th, 2006
Nick Denton and his crew at Wonkette really know how to get those horny little bastards in DC to read their site, they use sex. Ads of women and stories of the economy that would get even Alan Greenspan a hard-on without his Viagra. You say Wonkette, we say Wank-ette.
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