Ok, someone needs to get this bastard, he looks as youthful and invigorated as ever. I mean seriously, can’t the CIA find out where in the world this beach is and take that damn bubbly from his hands already!
Democrats haven’t won white middle class voters since 1964. Ouch!
What’s wrong with marriage these days and what are some potential solutions?
John McCain seeks to win the internets.
Many Jewish Americans are tense about Barack Obama’s candidacy because he may lack the huevos to bomb Iran.
Iraqi forces welcomed into Sadr City without the help of American troops.
Personalized German stamps now have Nazi’s circulating the country.
Top Republican VP candidates gearing up for a weekend bbq with John McCain.
Joe Lieberman will not be satisfied until Palestine and Iran are wiped off the face of the Earth.
Hillary Clinton’s argument that she is winning the popular …read more
While the other republican candidates have been traveling across the US competing to win states, Rudy Giuliani has been camped out in Florida for what seems like forever. Since coming to my home state, Rudy has managed to really get the 9/11 message out. In fact, he’s done such a great job of it; that I now feel like that creepy kid from The Sixth Sense- I see 9/11 everywhere!
Whether I’m in the grocery store, on the road, in bed or playing softball in the park-Rudy has managed to instill a solid 9/11 presence in the Florida air. It’s like I can constantly smell the intermingling aroma of …read more
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There has been a lot of talk about water boarding and whether or not it is torture as defined by the Geneva Convention and United States law. The president has said point blank, “we do not torture.” Really, water boarding sounds pretty innocent and maybe even fun. If I didn’t know it was used on terrorist suspects I would envision something along the lines of knee boarding in a lake, which actually can be torture depending on your skill and how fast the driver of the boat is going.
Anyways, here is a demonstration of water boarding just in case …read more
Well, Thomas the Tankcredo is back at it again. In case you hadn’t heard, this man is running for president as a republican and currently serves as a congressman in Colorodo. Perhaps he spends too much time high up in the Rockies and not enough oxygen gets to his brain. This was the man that said the United States should not rule out bombing the holiest Muslim site in Mecca if we were to get attacked again. Yes, an all out Christian-Muslim war must be the answer, let’s just turn the clocks back about 600 years.
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Thanks for serving our country and putting your life on the line so we can enjoy quality programming such as American Idol and Dancing With the Stars.
Bettie Page image from Allposters.com
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Today, Pat “Nut Bar” Robertson made a surprising endorsement of Rudy “9/11″ Giuliani for president. 9/11 Rudy has been leading in the republican polls but has been criticized by social conservatives for being too liberal on abortion and the gays.
In his endorsement of Giuliani, Robertson said “the overriding issue before the American people is the defense of our population from the blood lust of Islamic terrorists.” Wow, sounds pretty terrifying! Seems like “9/11″ Rudy really is the right man for the job, especially when the endorsement comes from a radical fundamentalist dude who agreed that 9/11 was punishment from God because we tolerate the gays and don’t …read more
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Yesterday, Ron Paul broke this year’s single day republican fundraising high by raising more than $4 million! This topped Mitt Romney who back on Jan. 8th raised $3.14 million which he managed to quickly blow by running ads to tell everyone who he was. From what I gather he is some really rich Mormon dude who used to run liberal Massachussetts, supports big government by wanting to double Guantanamo Bay and has his four over privileged sons “roughing it” by riding around on his campaign bus.
Anyways, part of the November 5th drive for Ron Paul was invoking the memory of Guy Fawkes, an anti-protestant terrorist who back on June 5th, …read more
Sunday on CBS’s 60 Minutes Pakistan’s President, Hamid Karzai said he demands that the US stop using air strikes on his country. He said that back in August when he came to Washington he asked ‘The Decider’ privately that the US stop bombing his country. But since Bush decided that it would continue, Karzai felt compelled to go to the US media and tell the American people about it.
During the 60 Minutes piece the US military was quite candid about the analysis they use when undertaking air strikes. In fact, I think it was too candid. For high profile targets they can estimate killing up to …read more
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Yesterday, Condi “needs good dickin” Rice and company laid more ground work for a potential WWIII with harsh sanctions against Iran. The sanctions which are aimed at crippling Iran’s economy into giving up their nuclear enrichment program will definitely do more harm than good in regards to Iraq and perhaps beyond.
One of the root causes of terrorism is poverty as many suicide bombers families are paid large sums of money when the father or mother decides to detonate themselves in a public place. This is something that goes beyond religion and certainly beyond “people who don’t like freedom.” So if …read more
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