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Iraqi’s are a little sick and tired of Blackwater USA ”security forces” killing them and having to answer to the laws of Noplaceland. So apparently someone told them that under their new democracy they can sue people for what they deem inappropriate conduct that harms them in some form.
So some families of dead Iraqi’s have decided to come together and sue Blackwater. The hardest part of this issue is where the case will be tried seeing as how they fall under the jurisdiction of Noplaceland. My belief is that a “fair and balanced” trial could perhaps be held on the set of Fox’s morning …read more

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Blackwater USA continues to lead the effort to win the hearts and minds of Iraqi’s by killing them. Problem is that many Iraqi’s want them brought to justice, problem with that is that they are governed by the laws of Noplaceland.
TomDispatch discusses the inverse relationship between the amount of ribbons that current American Generals wear with past American generals, as per what they actually accomplished.  
People in “democratic” Egypt and other countries where torture runs ramped are starting to video the occurrences with their cell phones for the rest of the world to see. No word yet on whether this is Mitt Romney spank off material.
Lindsay Lohan has …read more

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This is Congressman Peter King (R-NY) stating that there are “too many mosques in this country.” He discusses how we can “infiltrate” these radicals by using an equally radical ideology, it’s the only way really. It’s kinda like if your neighbor has too much gaudy shit in his yard that you don’t like, you can’t really talk to him about it because it’s his property and he can do as he pleases. So the only way to stop it is through a secret late night attack involving baseball bats, toilet paper, eggs and perhaps some dog feces. You have to …read more

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These are the Aussie guys responsible for crashing ‘The Decider’s’ hotel in Sydney last week for the APEC conference. This is hilarious stuff with them doing random “security checks” on people. They even fool one real security guard by saying that he was outranked and that what was going on was classified at his level.
For some reason Youtube has removed the Crasher’s motorcade breach of security near Bush’s hotel ($160 million Australian was spent on security, equivalent to $120 million US dollars). But the clip can be seen at this link on Australia’s ABC TV. Highly recommended viewing! The …read more

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Will Bush even allow elections in 2008? Wonkette explores this.
The Portland Trail Blazer’s #1 pick, Greg Oden just had surgery on his knee and will likely miss his entire rookie year. Hmm, maybe ESPN writer Bill Simmons was right when he said they should have taken Texas forward Kevin Durant.
Latino’s are infiltrating this country in more ways than one as Hurricane Humberto hits Texas and moves on to Louisiana where it will seek construction work after destruction work.
Looks like health insurance rates will rise again next year. It’s estimated that the rise will be between 8-12%, I guess it’s time for a final surge during Bush’s last …read more

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Well, its been 6 years since 9/11 and it seems like yesterday that lots of Republicans were constantly reminding us of it. Oh wait, it was just yesterday, and today and every other day.
We must constantly be reminded of 9/11, if we accidentally forget when we ride the subway or enjoy a football game or fly somewhere we need to be reminded. So I propose something that would not only benefit us but also benefit Rudy Giuliani’s bid to be our next ‘Decider’ of things. That would be daily picture messages to our phone with some horrific reminder of …read more

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Tonight the Republicans will be debating in New Hampshire and it wouldn’t be a Republican debate without Fred Thompson not participating. While Thompson will not officially be present at tonight’s debate (unlike everybody else) he will be appearing via televised ads in which other candidates will be unable to respond.
It’s a wonderful strategy for Thompson, why be present at the debates when you can still appear at them in commercials? Especially when you are running 2nd in national polls while doing nothing. Besides, Thompson has better things to do, he will be appearing on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno tonight. That’s …read more

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Rudy Giuliani said that if our next election is about one issue it’s terrorism, and he really means it! Unfortunately his own children don’t share the same views as his daughter is actually supporting Barack Obama for president!
A resident of New Hampshire recently asked Rudy that if his own children don’t support him then why should anyone else. Rudy’s reply was “TERRORISM!” Actually, he said that people should leave his family out of this (especially the ones that don’t endorse him for president). Luckily Rudy still remains ahead in national Republican polls.

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The US surge in Iraq saw unprecedented progress today with the largest suicide bombing since we invaded them in 2003. This was no ordinary truck bombing either; it was a massive coordinated effort, a sectarian violence extravaganza really.
The Decider’s plan is working brilliantly. As violence in Iraq has escalated since we invaded them, many educated Iraqi’s and millions in general have fled the nation. Attacks such as this one will only fuel more innocents to leave and allow insurgents to continue to battle it out with less people around.
As more and more Iraqi’s flee and die, the country will naturally become safer. In the end only …read more

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Hamid Karzai did some major league Bush kissing after ’The Decider’ decided what he would say yesterday. Just the day previous Karzai acknowledged that the Taliban were a major problem and threat and then all of a sudden, standing beside Bush they were no longer a danger to his government.
Bush was none too pleased with Karzai’s remarks concerning Iran either. Karzai had said that Iran was a stabilizing force in Afghanistan while Bush said “It is up to Iran to prove to the world that they are a stabilizing force as opposed to a destabilizing force.”
Bush gave Karzai a few sharp looks during their meeting. Don’t …read more

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