Sirened

In case you haven’t heard, Stephen Colbert officially announced he is running for president…in his home state of South Carolina. Stephen plans to run as both a democrat and republican but is focusing on getting his name on the democratic ballot first. The reason is that the cost of getting on the democratic presidential ballot is $2,500 while it is $25,000 to get on the republican presidential ballot, plus a $10,000 late fee as a republican! Obviously the democratic party in South Carolina is pretty hard up for candidates to run for stuff!
The makers of delicious preservative goodness, Doritos, are …read more

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Last week, fellow b5media writer Lynn Rodriquez of The Paris Traveler tagged me to write 7 facts about myself. I did not initially partake in the tagging, not because I have anything against talking about myself but because I’m not a big fan of tagging. But I noticed that writer Paul Springer of Starked SF has participated in his tag and not tagged anyone else. So I will follow suit and do the same here.
1) I was born in Toronto, Canada and currently reside in Tampa, FL.
2) I have 3 Citizenships: American, Canadian and Greek. My mother was born in Buffalo, NY and my …read more

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On last night’s Colbert Report, Stephen Colbert addressed the reasons why we should fear China. He coined the word “frenemy” to describe them seeing as how they are both a friend and enemy to our interests. They make cheap tube socks but compete for the fossil fuels we are willing to kill for.
The Chinese keep making more and more of our junk. Wal-Mart might as well just wave the Chinese flag in their stores. When your there, good luck finding something that a Chinese person hasn’t touched.
One thing the US is beating China in is number of prisoners. Despite China being four …read more

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On Monday nights Colbert Report, Stephen Colbert was glowing about the Colts 29-17 victory over the Chicago Bears. He said:
“There’s nothing I enjoy more than seeing bears slaughtered. Turns out their weakness is rain, and holding onto the ball.”
He also added that what transpired is good news because if a bear ever gets a hold of your baby it may very well fumble it.

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Last night Lou Dobbs was a guest on The Colbert Report. Dobbs has been a strong advocate for the middle class on CNN’s Lou Dobbs Tonight. He has also written a book entitled “War On The Middle Class.” Colbert asked him if more troops were necessary to win the war on the middle class.
Sirened examines the plight of the middle class and how it can be defeated. Perhaps George Bush can declare “mission accomplished” on this battle when his presidency is up.
1)Chinese kids keep making our junk which takes junk making jobs away from American kids.
2)Indians keep calling us to …read more

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Stephen Colbert once again announced his endorsement of Vladimir Putin for US President in 2008. Colbert believes Putin will make a great candidate because he is a tough leader and friend of President Bush.
Putin has come under recent criticism for the possible involvement of poisoning a former Russian spy who had criticized the Kremlin. The sheep in wolves clothing, Prime Minister Tony Blair of Britain, has said he wants a full investigation into the matter. He says he will even speak to Putin about it if necessary. We’re sure he is hoping that is not necessary, but if they do …read more

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