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Archive for the ‘Voting’ Category

April 23rd, 2008

Racist Whites With No Teeth Propel Hillary in PA Win

Last night after the dust settled in a critical battleground state come November, Hillary came away with a 10 point victory, 55%-45%. She proudly took the stage with husband ‘Slick Willy’ and daughter Chelsea and thanked the people of PA for their gracious support. And it was indeed gracious of Pennsylvania voters to ignore the […]

By Alex -- 2 comments

April 22nd, 2008

Pennsylvania Set to Deliver Its “Bitter” Message of Despair

In just a few hours the polls will close in Pennsylvania and the people of that state will give us their glum vision of the future-I presume something along the lines of Terminator or Planet of the Apes. Whether the world will be taken over by machines or hairy primates is anyones guess, but the […]

By Alex -- 2 comments

February 5th, 2008

Around the Internets…Super Tuesday

 Mike Huckabee wins wild West Virginia Convention 
[Welcome to Pottersville]
 
What’s with all the conservative bashing of John McCain? [Crooks and Liars]
 
 
 
  
Will California determine the democratic nominee? 
[Huffington Post]
 
 
 
 
 Fun pic of John Kerry lounging with John McCain [RedState] Georgia’s dead primary precinct [Wonkette] 
 
 
 Rush Limbaugh continues his war on McCain [Drudge Report] Alabama turning blue?!? [Daily Kos]   
 
 
 
 
 Shocked monkey from this joint.
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February 4th, 2008

What is a Delegate?

In light of the popularity of my what is a caucus? post that involved me using a picture of duck hunters to explain the process; I figured I would do something similar to explain the delegate process.
Ultimately the respective democrat and republican nominees are not selected by the total number of citizens who actually voted for them, no that would be […]

By Alex -- 24 comments

January 24th, 2008

Early Voting in Florida

If you’re a Florida voter, chances are you have something in common with this man, you’re old and confused. Coincidentally, this man is also on the republican ballot and you can vote for him. He holds some belief about going back to the olden’ days where people traded in gold rather than deflated US dollars.
Anyways, both […]

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January 23rd, 2008

Presidential Candidates Courting the Fat Vote

As Obese Population Rises, More Candidates Courting The Fat Vote
Here’s a fun video from The Onion. Since politicians and the media are so obsessed with targeting various segments of society-age, ethnicity, promiscuity, etc; The Onion takes a look at a very large segment of our population that the candidates are now going after: the obese […]

By Alex -- 0 comments

January 22nd, 2008

Caucus with the Family

This is a theme post for b5media’s Travel and Culture channel entitled “family.” So I decided to focus on the all important family caucus, which involves telling your family members why they are wrong and why they should vote with you.
In almost all families there is some degree of political difference, some large and some small. When […]

By Alex -- 5 comments

January 17th, 2008

Nevada Casino Caucuses!

If you thought the Iowa caucuses were exciting you ain’t seen nothin’ yet! That’s right, the January 19th Nevada caucuses will include 9 Las Vegas strip casinos!
And hey, it’s Vegas baby, why not? What would Nevada caucuses be without holding some in casinos? It’s nice to be able to place a wager on who will win […]

By Alex -- 0 comments

January 4th, 2008

Iowa Caucus Recap…Winners and Losers

The fraction of the 91% ethnically white Iowa has spoken and the winners are Barack Obama and Mike Huckabee. Hillary Clinton and Rudy Giuliani were the biggest losers considering they both had the worst case scenarios happen to them. Hillary finished 3rd amongst dems behind Obama and John Edwards and Rudy Giuliani finished 6th amongst republicans with 4% of the votes.
Now […]

By Alex -- 2 comments

January 3rd, 2008

Iowa/New Hampshire Polls Changing by the Second!

John McCain is tied with Mitt Romney for the lead in New Hampshire!? Huh? When did the media decide that John McCain still had a chance to be president?
Isn’t the point of polls to predetermine the eventual winner of the respective nominations? How are people supposed to decide who to vote for if they don’t […]

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