January 2nd, 2008
Poll: Bullshit Is Most Important Issue For 2008 Voters
This isn’t a real story, it’s from The Onion but it’s absolutely hilarious and rings very true. After all, how else would George Bush have won the 2000 republican nomination over John McCain if it wasn’t for bullshit?
It’s amazing how much money people donate to presidential candidates […]
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November 6th, 2007
Well, it’s the first Tuesday of November so that means it’s an election day here in the US. Thing is, all those guys (and that lady) we’ve been seeing on TV talking about all the cool stuff they are going to do for our country aren’t even on the ballots today! Nope, just local stuff asking questions like whether […]
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November 6th, 2007
Yesterday morning, Stephen Colbert called in to some radio show to discuss his not being allowed on the South Carolina democratic ballot with “Brown Haired Guy That’s Not Steve Doocy” and who I am coining “Radio Guy That’s Not Brown Haired Guy That’s Not Steve Doocy.” Brown Haired Guy That’s Not Steve Doocy told Colbert […]
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October 17th, 2007
Well, this came as quite a shock. Lot’s of people were asking Stephen Colbert to run for president (much like Fred Thompson) and members of the media kept asking him whether he would run. He played down the question on many occasions, sometimes acting as if the question was intrusive (much like many presidential candidates […]
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October 15th, 2007
Nancy Pelosi says she will bring a resolution to the House floor declaring that Turkey committed genocide 90 years ago against native Armenians. It is widely thought that Ottoman Turks ethnically cleansed some 1.5 million Armenians starting in 1915, despite this Bush said “the mass killings” were not an act of genocide.
For obvious reasons Turkey is […]
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October 11th, 2007
Oh that crazy gal, she really has some grapefruit size balls and she’s been back at it again, big time. Some recent comments include “If we took away a women’s right to vote we would never have to worry about another Democrat president.”
In reference to Hillary Clinton, she said she would fight her presidential campaign because […]
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July 18th, 2007
Go on any of the presidential candidate’s websites and the first thing addressed is money. They need your money to support their campaign because the more money they have, the louder their voice becomes and the more likely they are to be elected. This is what “democracy” in the United States has evolved into.
According to this […]
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February 6th, 2007
This is Ted Stevens, Republican Senator of Alaska. You know, the guy who said the internet is a series of tubes and they can get clogged if there is too much stuff. He is also the guy who last year, was outraged that the oil executives were almost sworn in at their Capitol Hill dog and […]
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January 22nd, 2007
2007 only began 3 weeks ago and yet we already have a multitude of candidates who have either declared they are running or forming committees to run. They are a diverse group ranging from the half black, laid back Barack Obama to the coal up the ass, hard liner John McCain.
With all this diversity and […]
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January 5th, 2007
Today, Arnold Schwarzenegger was sworn in for a 2nd term as Governor of California. The Governator once again swore to protect and serve the people of California, whether that be from domestic or alien enemies.
Here we see an old picture of The Arnold saluting something, showing off most of his birthday suit. How much pot are […]
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