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Archive for the ‘Voting’ Category

January 2nd, 2008

Bullshit: #1 Issue Among Voters

Poll: Bullshit Is Most Important Issue For 2008 Voters
This isn’t a real story, it’s from The Onion but it’s absolutely hilarious and rings very true. After all, how else would George Bush have won the 2000 republican nomination over John McCain if it wasn’t for bullshit?
It’s amazing how much money people donate to presidential candidates […]

By Alex -- 5 comments

November 6th, 2007

Rock The Vote For Something

Well, it’s the first Tuesday of November so that means it’s an election day here in the US. Thing is, all those guys (and that lady) we’ve been seeing on TV talking about all the cool stuff they are going to do for our country aren’t even on the ballots today! Nope, just local stuff asking questions like whether […]

By Alex -- 0 comments

November 6th, 2007

Colbert Discusses Ballot Dissing With “Brown Haired Guy That’s Not Steve Doocy”

Yesterday morning, Stephen Colbert called in to some radio show to discuss his not being allowed on the South Carolina democratic ballot with “Brown Haired Guy That’s Not Steve Doocy” and who I am coining “Radio Guy That’s Not Brown Haired Guy That’s Not Steve Doocy.” Brown Haired Guy That’s Not Steve Doocy told Colbert […]

By Alex -- 0 comments

October 17th, 2007

Vote Stephen Colbert For President in 2008!

Well, this came as quite a shock. Lot’s of people were asking Stephen Colbert to run for president (much like Fred Thompson) and members of the media kept asking him whether he would run. He played down the question on many occasions, sometimes acting as if the question was intrusive (much like many presidential candidates […]

By Alex -- 5 comments

October 15th, 2007

Congress Looks For New Holocaust in Past Holocaust

Nancy Pelosi says she will bring a resolution to the House floor declaring that Turkey committed genocide 90 years ago against native Armenians. It is widely thought that Ottoman Turks ethnically cleansed some 1.5 million Armenians starting in 1915, despite this Bush said “the mass killings” were not an act of genocide.
For obvious reasons Turkey is […]

By Alex -- 6 comments

October 11th, 2007

Ann Coulter’s Gone Wild Again

Oh that crazy gal, she really has some grapefruit size balls and she’s been back at it again, big time. Some recent comments include “If we took away a women’s right to vote we would never have to worry about another Democrat president.”  
In reference to Hillary Clinton, she said she would fight her presidential campaign because […]

By Alex -- 4 comments

July 18th, 2007

What is The Best Politician Money Can Buy?

Go on any of the presidential candidate’s websites and the first thing addressed is money. They need your money to support their campaign because the more money they have, the louder their voice becomes and the more likely they are to be elected. This is what “democracy” in the United States has evolved into.
According to this […]

By Alex -- 3 comments

February 6th, 2007

Ted Stevens: Great Senator or The Greatest Senator?

This is Ted Stevens, Republican Senator of Alaska. You know, the guy who said the internet is a series of tubes and they can get clogged if there is too much stuff. He is also the guy who last year, was outraged that the oil executives were almost sworn in at their Capitol Hill dog and […]

By Alex -- 0 comments

January 22nd, 2007

Vote For Pedro in 2008

2007 only began 3 weeks ago and yet we already have a multitude of candidates who have either declared they are running or forming committees to run. They are a diverse group ranging from the half black, laid back Barack Obama to the coal up the ass, hard liner John McCain.
With all this diversity and […]

By Alex -- 0 comments

January 5th, 2007

Governator Gets Sworn in Again

Today, Arnold Schwarzenegger was sworn in for a 2nd term as Governor of California. The Governator once again swore to protect and serve the people of California, whether that be from domestic or alien enemies.
Here we see an old picture of The Arnold saluting something, showing off most of his birthday suit. How much pot are […]

By Alex -- 0 comments