Mike Gravel’s Thrifty New Campaign Sign
Since Mike Gravel has been running for the democratic presidential nomination, he has never exceeded poll numbers that are beyond the 3 percentage point margin of error. And now that Gravel is polling at about 0.5% and did not appear at the last major democratic debate, he is within the margin of error of not actually existing.
Gravel is the democratic version of Ron Paul except he is much angrier and more senile. Gravel has also not been able to generate the large internet based grassroots effort that Ron Paul has. Paul, who national is polling at about 4%, recently raised $4 million dollars in one day. Gravel is lucky if he raises enough money for a greyhound ticket from Des Moines to Concord.
It also appears that the Gravel campaign is struggling to get a hold of a printing press. I’m really not sure where Mike is at the moment; his website is not updated as to where he currently is or what he is doing. He may very well be stuck off the side of the highway somewhere looking to hitch a ride to his next campaign stop. If you see Mike Gravel rummaging through trash somewhere, please give him some spare change, for just $3 a day you can feed him 3 meals off McDonald’s dollar menu.
Gravel supporter’s image from this joint.
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7 opinions for Mike Gravel’s Thrifty New Campaign Sign
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Nov 16, 2007 at 4:05 am
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paul
Nov 20, 2007 at 1:22 pm
you are a idiot who only knows how to talk like a jerk, I have seen enough people like you and that is jsut too bad that so many people are like you coming out of the US educational system. It IS PEOPLE LIKE YOU WHO PERPETUATE THIS IMMORAL SYSTEM OF FAILURE. Gravel is in the minority of educated people but if you do the research his positions are #1 in the polls. You are a true idiot for slandering gravel, and you sure are on the road to senility as your mind is atrophied and can not see a good thing when it drops at your feet. But so it is with people who in the majority are too lazy and quick to criticize something they are not familiar with, are scared of change, and are little girls when boiled down to it. Gravel is a hero, scholar, and a gentelman and you are a angry retard.
Alex
Nov 20, 2007 at 11:31 pm
If you look at my site you’ll see that I make fun of ALL the candidates (sometimes it is more obvious than others). I think our election system is a complete mockery and I treat it like so.
I like what Gravel stands for, all kidding aside. I’m just sorry you don’t have a sense of humor. And considering you called me an idiot 3 times and a retard, who’s coming off as angry and ignorant here??
paul
Nov 25, 2007 at 11:41 pm
what is the point of this message except to derail and insult Gravel. It is the typical high school kind of attack. There is nothing humorous here but the writers total clack of inteligence. The media is picking your candidate and you are helping them tremendously, you are a sheep with little constuctive thought. Gravel has been the national conscience of the USA since Vietnam, there is no more qualified person then him to be a president. Everything is right about him, he is a national treasure, agenius, a hero etc.. It is a crime to say these things they are distorted visions of the person that play right into the hands of the rulers who care nothing about the masses, and evidently the writer of this article is criminally portraying Gravel who does not deserve these slurs. Typical prejudiced language that screams off of the page. Election should not be about popularity but content and discussion. But the writer is a little girl and prefers to talk gambling language about picking a president this is stupid.
Alex
Nov 26, 2007 at 10:12 pm
“Total clack of inteligence”-nice!
Looks like someone had a shitty Thanksgiving and/or needs to get fucked and felt the need to come back here and attack attack attack…again.
If you don’t find my writing funny, don’t come here and attack dickwad! Go do something you enjoy, if that’s possible for your dumb ass.
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