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Amsterdam residents prefer that you piss in their canals, rather than their buildings.

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Yup, sure looks like one.
photo credit: me

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Effective July 1st, the Netherlands will be joining several other EU countries in banning smoking inside all restaurants, bars and clubs. But of course, since it’s the Netherlands there is a wonderful kicker, the ban is only on tobacco!
For awhile, many people were concerned that the smoking ban would bring an end to the Netherlands famous “coffee shops.” And if this were the case, come July 1st, some 200 businesses in Amsterdam alone would be no longer.
The future of coffee shops in the Netherlands is still an uncertain one, but for the time being they will be safe. Patrons will …read more

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This thought occurred to me a few days ago when I was writing that prescription drugs kill more people than illegal drugs. Marijuana of course, has never been known as a killer, unless you count the old government propaganda film Reefer Madness. But I wondered if it was even humanely possible to die from a marijuana overdose.
The thought came to mind when I read that zero people had died from marijuana in the state of Florida in 2007. None, in a state of 18 million people, half of which are retarded.
Living here in Amsterdam, where marijuana can be purchased at …read more

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To quote the film EuroTrip “Poppy juice!…Now with pulp.”
photo credit: personal collection
*Lekker means “delicious” in Dutch and is used to describe everything from great food to nice balcony views to yes, even “delicious babes.”

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The secret to making Holland’s best fries is the piss (that or the gooey white sauce on top).

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British people often scratch their heads at why the Dutch do not appreciate their tourism.
photo credit: my dumb ass

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It’s been an exciting month here on Sirened and here’s a wrap on some of the highlights:
I fully immersed myself in my Jackass Amsterdam Pictures of the Week segment by partaking in The Netherlands biggest holiday and dressing up like well…a jackass.
Gary Kasparov and the Flying Penis Helicopter inspired me to create a new ‘LOL’ category.
In Obama Leads Panamanian Candidate John McCain in National Polls, I look into the reason why John McCain is struggling with his base: their racism towards Latins.
When people complain about high oil prices, they often forget about the oil companies, who are massively affected because …read more

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Finally! Stuffed animals you can win for people you hate!

Haditha and Ashwir always enjoy a peaceful stroll through the park on their way to the Sunday stoning.

Red Dress: “I can’t believe you forgot to rent the limo.”
Black Dress: (under her breath) “whore.”
photo credit: personal collection

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After a long day, Amsterdam fire fighters take a time out to enjoy some ice cream, before hitting up the parade to proudly display their giant rubber fists and pink feather boas.

SMS Fart for…Fart ring tones?

I hate holding my backpack on the train, that’s why I prefer to leave it stuck in the door.
photo credit: personal collection

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