June 30th, 2008
Another month has come and gone, and slowly we’re all getting older and crustier. Here’s a look back at some of the highlights from June.
Prescription drugs kill more people than illegal drugs. We also learned that nobody in the state of Florida died from marijuana in 2007.
The fact that nobody died from marijuana in […]
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June 27th, 2008
Last night Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton appeared together at a fund raiser, not for his campaign though, to re-pay her campaign debts. Obama announced that he had personally written a check for $2,300 in honor of Mrs. Clinton’s unsuccessful do whatever the hell it takes to become the most powerful person on the planet […]
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June 26th, 2008
If Barack Obama truly is the next JFK, he certainly needs a blond bomb shell to prove it. Happy birthday mister presidential hopeful because you’ve found that in Scarlett Johansson!
In a June 10th article on Politico.com, Johansson said “You’d imagine that someone like the senator who is constantly traveling and constantly ‘on’ — how can […]
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June 17th, 2008
Wow, that sure is a delicious looking latte! And it’s not just any old latte either, it’s a French brioche latte, served in a bowl. Why is it served in a bowl? Ask Al Gore, he knows. Perhaps it has something to do with the environment.
Al Gore’s elitist endorsement of Barack Obama last night was […]
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June 16th, 2008
This short clip from CNN crunches the numbers. In a nutshell, if you make less than $112,000 a year, you will get a bigger tax break with a Barack Obama presidency than a John McCain presidency. But if you make over $2.9 million a year, ouch, Obama plans to raise your taxes by $700,000!
So […]
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June 6th, 2008
Here’s another classy RNC ad criticizing Barack Obama for his lack of experience. Except, when they mention his itty bitty experience they note that he was a “street organizer” in Chicago, instead of the “community organizer” that he was.
This message sends off the alarm bell to warn upstanding Americans that a criminal black gang […]
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June 5th, 2008
Last night John Stewart wrapped up the historic events of Tuesday: Barack Obama becoming the first African-American nominee for president of the United States, Hillary Clinton getting more votes than anyone in history (according to Clintonian math) and John McCain speaking in New Orleans to a small group of hobos.
At least Hillary has made […]
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June 4th, 2008
Before Barack Obama claimed the democratic nomination last night, crabby old John McCain came out to complain about him because he is ageist towards young people. McCain warned old people in New Orleans that if Barack Obama gets elected president he will steal their prescription medications, sell them on the black market and use the […]
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June 4th, 2008
Last night was truly a historic night in American history (despite Hillary’s attempts to steal the limelight like a spoiled school child or in this case, a narcissistic and insanely power hungry Clinton monster). Congratulations to Barack Obama on becoming the democratic nominee and the first African-American finalist for president of the United States.
In light […]
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May 31st, 2008
It’s been an exciting month here on Sirened and here’s a wrap on some of the highlights:
I fully immersed myself in my Jackass Amsterdam Pictures of the Week segment by partaking in The Netherlands biggest holiday and dressing up like well…a jackass.
Gary Kasparov and the Flying Penis Helicopter inspired me to create a new ‘LOL’ […]
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