Sirened

So far this election, Barack Obama has done the best job he can possibly do in not taking on the persona that he is “the angry black guy.” Of course, despite these efforts, there are many whites out there who still believe this about Barack Obama. Perhaps even John McCain.
Last week the AP and Yahoo released statistics of a survey they conducted amongst over 2,000 white people. The pollsters stated positive and negative adjectives about black people and asked people to respond accordingly. 20% of all the white people polled said the word “violent” strongly applied to black people. Not …read more

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Sirened was only gone for a month, but during that time a ton has happened. Here are my thoughts on what has transpired, in chronological order from super stale to semi fresh.
The John Edwards affair: Didn’t surprise me at all. How can you trust a guy who says fighting poverty has become his life’s mission and then goes out and gets a $400 haircut, then runs an ad that poor people helped fund to discuss “how pretty” he is. Thank goodness Edwards didn’t win the democratic nomination. Then again, it would have made for a hell of an interesting convention! …read more

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Yesterday was just another day in John McCain’s train wreck journey toward the White House. Here we see George-John BuCain telling everyone to stay out of the sun, while standing in the sun.
Considering the unbelievable disaster that is the current state of the United States, how many points do you think Obama would be up right now if he was white? Combine this with the fact that McCain is a bumbling old man that makes no sense and my guess is 25 points. I’d say an all white Obama would be at around 60% and McCain would be at 35%. …read more

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Oil Companies? Oil Speculators? Irresponsible consumers? Irresponsible governments? Nope, according to this new John McCain ad, there is only one person to blame for $4 a gallon gas and that is Barack Obama.

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For South Park fans out there, many might remember the episode where Stan’s Dad, Randy Marsh screws up the final puzzle on Wheel of Fortune and comes under heavy ridicule.
The puzzle: “people who annoy you- n_ggers.” The answer of course is…naggers. That however was not the response that Randy Marsh gave and so he had to apologize to Jesse Jackson in a special way.
Anyways, seeing as how Jesse Jackson wants to cut Barack Obama’s nuts off, I thought this clip was good viewing. Kiss it!

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Another month has come and gone, and slowly we’re all getting older and crustier. Here’s a look back at some of the highlights from June.
Prescription drugs kill more people than illegal drugs. We also learned that nobody in the state of Florida died from marijuana in 2007.
The fact that nobody died from marijuana in Florida led me to wonder, is it even humanely possible to die from an overdose of weed?
June saw Europe go nuts with Euro Cup fever. So I decided to list 10 things that annoy me about soccer.
John McCain might be old and decrepit now, but …read more

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Last night Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton appeared together at a fund raiser, not for his campaign though, to re-pay her campaign debts. Obama announced that he had personally written a check for $2,300 in honor of Mrs. Clinton’s unsuccessful do whatever the hell it takes to become the most powerful person on the planet run.
You certainly have to question the motives of a person who finances so much of their own money (20 million) for a run at the presidency (also see Mitt Romney). But you know, if you lose, and you championed your campaign as that of working …read more

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If Barack Obama truly is the next JFK, he certainly needs a blond bomb shell to prove it. Happy birthday mister presidential hopeful because you’ve found that in Scarlett Johansson!
In a June 10th article on Politico.com, Johansson said “You’d imagine that someone like the senator who is constantly traveling and constantly ‘on’ — how can he return these personal e-mails?” Yeah sure, you would think that if it was Rosie O’Donnell or Whoopi Goldberg but it’s Scarlett Johansson. You make time!
In that Politico interview, Johansson also talked about how she’s helping her crush get elected president “I’ll tell them I …read more

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Wow, that sure is a delicious looking latte! And it’s not just any old latte either, it’s a French brioche latte, served in a bowl. Why is it served in a bowl? Ask Al Gore, he knows. Perhaps it has something to do with the environment.
Al Gore’s elitist endorsement of Barack Obama last night was huge. If there is one area that Obama needs to solidify, it’s the latte sipping, Prius driving, gay marriage parade, save the whales foundation, vegan hippie elitists. Al Gore gives Barack Obama this much needed boost.
And was there a more fitting place than Detroit, Michigan …read more

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This short clip from CNN crunches the numbers. In a nutshell, if you make less than $112,000 a year, you will get a bigger tax break with a Barack Obama presidency than a John McCain presidency. But if you make over $2.9 million a year, ouch, Obama plans to raise your taxes by $700,000!
So Sirened recommends that readers who make less than $161,000 a year vote for Barack Obama (even at that income level Obama plans to cut taxes by almost as much as McCain). And readers who make over $2.9 million should vote for John McCain since he …read more

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