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Barack Obama-”Street Organizer” According to RNC

Barack Obama-”Street Organizer” According to RNC

Here’s another classy RNC ad criticizing Barack Obama for his lack of experience. Except, when they mention his itty bitty experience they note that he was a “street organizer” in Chicago, instead of the “community organizer” that he was.
This message sends off the alarm bell to warn upstanding Americans that a criminal black gang leader is a finalist for president of the United States. West Siiiiiiiiiiide!!!

John Stewart Recaps Obama AND Clinton Winning Nomination

John Stewart Recaps Obama AND Clinton Winning Nomination

Last night John Stewart wrapped up the historic events of Tuesday: Barack Obama becoming the first African-American nominee for president of the United States, Hillary Clinton getting more votes than anyone in history (according to Clintonian math) and John McCain speaking in New Orleans to a small group of hobos.
At least Hillary has made it known that she will officially concede on Friday, psych, Saturday. Yay, the “long baton death march to the White House” will finally be over-for the democrats. And just 5 more months until the general election, and then an additional month for the Supreme Court …read more

John McCain’s Cranky Old Man Speech

John McCain’s Cranky Old Man Speech

Before Barack Obama claimed the democratic nomination last night, crabby old John McCain came out to complain about him because he is ageist towards young people. McCain warned old people in New Orleans that if Barack Obama gets elected president he will steal their prescription medications, sell them on the black market and use the money for crack. McCain believes this is “change you can’t believe in.”
What are changes to believe in with a McCain presidency?
-A mandate requiring restaurants to offer their senior menu to both citizens and illegal Panamanians starting at the age of 50.
-Pesky “public school” earmarks will …read more

A Look Back at the Road to Barack Obama’s Democratic Victory

A Look Back at the Road to Barack Obama’s Democratic Victory

Last night was truly a historic night in American history (despite Hillary’s attempts to steal the limelight like a spoiled school child or in this case, a narcissistic and insanely power hungry Clinton monster). Congratulations to Barack Obama on becoming the democratic nominee and the first African-American finalist for president of the United States.
In light of this monumental occasion, I thought it would be fun to look back at some of my coverage of the long road to the democratic nomination (when I felt like covering it).
In February 2007, when the first outbreaks of Obama Fever were spreading, I wrote …read more

Best of May!

Best of May!

It’s been an exciting month here on Sirened and here’s a wrap on some of the highlights:
I fully immersed myself in my Jackass Amsterdam Pictures of the Week segment by partaking in The Netherlands biggest holiday and dressing up like well…a jackass.
Gary Kasparov and the Flying Penis Helicopter inspired me to create a new ‘LOL’ category.
In Obama Leads Panamanian Candidate John McCain in National Polls, I look into the reason why John McCain is struggling with his base: their racism towards Latins.
When people complain about high oil prices, they often forget about the oil companies, who are massively affected because …read more

Michael Pfleger Does Standup At Obama’s Church

Michael Pfleger Does Standup At Obama’s Church

Wow! I had no idea that Barack Obama’s church was SO funny. I don’t go to church and I don’t live in Chicago, but next time I’m in town I’ll be sure to catch a show!

Puerto Rico Decides!

Puerto Rico Decides!

When did this Latin guy that looks like Barack Obama jump into the mix??

Obama Leads Panamanian Candidate John McCain in National Polls

Obama Leads Panamanian Candidate John McCain in National Polls

Everyone knows he’s black right? Ok, just checking. That was a public service announcement on behalf of Hillary ‘I Will Get More White Votes’ Clinton.
Some Americans may not know Obama is black yet however, as new polls show him 8 points ahead of John McCain, 48%-40%. I assume the other 12% of voters said they will support the real American that is running for president.
If that’s the case, it doesn’t matter that Obama is black because he would garner additional support as not being the foreigner on the ballot come November. For those who don’t know, John McCain is …read more

West Virginia Senator and Former KKK Member Robert Byrd Endorses Barack Obama

West Virginia Senator and Former KKK Member Robert Byrd Endorses Barack Obama

You know you are doing something right when you’re a black presidential candidate (like Barry Hussein Obama) and you get the endorsement of a former KKK member. That’s what just happened for Barack, as former racist and 91 year old West Virginia senator Robert Byrd endorsed Obama today.
In a statement, Byrd said “I believe that Barack Obama is a shining young statesman, who possesses the personal temperament and courage necessary to extricate our country from this costly misadventure in Iraq, and to lead our nation at this challenging time in history.”
That’s quite a contrast from the Robert Byrd of old, …read more

Democratic Star Wars

Democratic Star Wars

Democratic Jedi battle to be president of the universe!
Barack Obama as Luke Skywalker
Hillary Clinton as Darth Vader
Bill Clinton as Emperor Palpatine

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