Sirened » Dog Poop http://www.sirened.com Mon, 13 Oct 2008 15:50:49 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 en hourly 1 Laura Bush Wants you to Wish “W’ a Happy 62nd Birthday! http://www.sirened.com/2008/06/laura-bush-wants-you-to-wish-w-a-happy-62nd-birthday/ http://www.sirened.com/2008/06/laura-bush-wants-you-to-wish-w-a-happy-62nd-birthday/#comments Wed, 18 Jun 2008 17:38:14 +0000 http://www.sirened.com/laura-bush-wants-you-to-wish-w-a-happy-62nd-birthday Post from: Sirened

]]> poopEvidently President Numb Nuts has another birthday coming up because despite his presidency, the Earth still managed another revolution around the sun. Also, he’s managed not to stab himself to death because the White House staff puts corks on his forks so he can eat his apple sauce, Dirty Rotten Scoundrels style!

Anyways, Laura Bush sent me and millions of other schmucks who are on the RNC mailing list an email to remind us that George BuCain will be celebrating his 62nd birthday on July 6th. And while it’s still 18 days away it’s never too early to sign his card and contribute to John McBush’s broke ass campaign. A donation of just $60 can buy John McCain the liver and onions senior special at Bob Evan’s and a greyhound bus ticket from Phoenix to the Mexican border.

To sign Dubya’s birthday card and contribute wads of cash go to www.please-get-the-hell-out-of-the-white-house.com

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