I fully immersed myself in my Jackass Amsterdam Pictures of the Week segment by partaking in The Netherlands biggest holiday and dressing up like well…a jackass.

Gary Kasparov and the Flying Penis Helicopter inspired me to create a new ‘LOL’ category.

In Obama Leads Panamanian Candidate John McCain in National Polls, I look into the reason why John McCain is struggling with his base: their racism towards Latins.

When people complain about high oil prices, they often forget about the oil companies, who are massively affected because it takes oil to ship oil.

Barack Obama is doing so smashingly that he even won the endorsement of a former KKK member in our beloved Senate.

I invented an Amsterdam cocktail but have yet to try it out of fear that it may make me think that I know how to fly.

photo credit: my dumb ass

Post from: Sirened

It’s not very often that I discuss Russian politics on this site because frankly it’s usually not that funny, what with the poisoning of political dissidents and growing Nazi youth movement. This however, is a rare exception that is most definitely worth a minimum of two viewings. I challenge you to watch this video just once and not want to see Gary Kasparov’s heroic sidekick firmly swat the flying penis helicopter out of the air…again and perhaps again! NBA shot blocking specialist Marcus Camby, eat your heart out!

Kasparov, former chess world champion and outspoken critic of Russian “democracy,” was giving a political speech when all of a sudden he was rudely interrupted by a flying dildo contraption. Was someone trying to point something out here?? I’ve gotta hand it to new Russian prime minister Dimitry Medvedev, Putin was a real stiff about allowing such pranks to tarnish the glorious image of Russia.

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