June 5th, 2008
Last night John Stewart wrapped up the historic events of Tuesday: Barack Obama becoming the first African-American nominee for president of the United States, Hillary Clinton getting more votes than anyone in history (according to Clintonian math) and John McCain speaking in New Orleans to a small group of hobos.
At least Hillary has made […]
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June 4th, 2008
Last night was truly a historic night in American history (despite Hillary’s attempts to steal the limelight like a spoiled school child or in this case, a narcissistic and insanely power hungry Clinton monster). Congratulations to Barack Obama on becoming the democratic nominee and the first African-American finalist for president of the United States.
In light […]
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May 30th, 2008
Wow! I had no idea that Barack Obama’s church was SO funny. I don’t go to church and I don’t live in Chicago, but next time I’m in town I’ll be sure to catch a show!
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May 14th, 2008
Last night Hillary Clinton scored a big victory in West Virginia, winning the state by a whopping 67%-26% margin. A 41% victory by someone trailing nationally in polls by 4% to basically the presumptive democratic nominee.
Obama currently sits at 1,882 delegates, just 143 delegates short of the 2,025 needed to win. Of course, the Clinton […]
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May 10th, 2008
Democratic Jedi battle to be president of the universe!
Barack Obama as Luke Skywalker
Hillary Clinton as Darth Vader
Bill Clinton as Emperor Palpatine
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May 10th, 2008
Even though Barack Obama has pretty much sealed the deal, Hillary Clinton continues to motor on in her full speed crash to getting drunk on the White House lawn and being allowed to sleep on the couch. “Just for one night” please, she’ll say. Then at 3am she will go and grab the red phone […]
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May 9th, 2008
All kinds of celebrities have endorsed Barack Obama, if celebrities were Super Delegates Hillary would be done already. He’s even winning fake pretend endorsements from fictional Sesame Street characters!
In other Obama celebrity endorsement news, the real Tom Hanks recently released a video on his MySpace page endorsing Barack Obama. It’s not very funny unless you […]
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May 6th, 2008
Will the fate of AARP member John McCain be similar to Ronald Reagan or Bob Dole?
Fun picture of John Kerry checking out some college girls tits.
Ah Europe and their crazy commercials, here’s one for a copy machine where the girl accidentally copies up her skirt.
John McCain has a backup plan if he’s not elected […]
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May 6th, 2008
While John McCain looks for things to do while hanging out at Cracker Barrel, the democratic race is still up for grabs. Just when you think Obama has put the dagger in Clinton, Hillary finds fresh new ways to re-invent herself to pander to the state she’s running in (guns and drinking in Pennsylvania was […]
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