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Last night John Stewart wrapped up the historic events of Tuesday: Barack Obama becoming the first African-American nominee for president of the United States, Hillary Clinton getting more votes than anyone in history (according to Clintonian math) and John McCain speaking in New Orleans to a small group of hobos.
At least Hillary has made it known that she will officially concede on Friday, psych, Saturday. Yay, the “long baton death march to the White House” will finally be over-for the democrats. And just 5 more months until the general election, and then an additional month for the Supreme Court …read more

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Last night was truly a historic night in American history (despite Hillary’s attempts to steal the limelight like a spoiled school child or in this case, a narcissistic and insanely power hungry Clinton monster). Congratulations to Barack Obama on becoming the democratic nominee and the first African-American finalist for president of the United States.
In light of this monumental occasion, I thought it would be fun to look back at some of my coverage of the long road to the democratic nomination (when I felt like covering it).
In February 2007, when the first outbreaks of Obama Fever were spreading, I wrote …read more

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Wow! I had no idea that Barack Obama’s church was SO funny. I don’t go to church and I don’t live in Chicago, but next time I’m in town I’ll be sure to catch a show!

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Last night Hillary Clinton scored a big victory in West Virginia, winning the state by a whopping 67%-26% margin. A 41% victory by someone trailing nationally in polls by 4% to basically the presumptive democratic nominee.
Obama currently sits at 1,882 delegates, just 143 delegates short of the 2,025 needed to win. Of course, the Clinton campaign argues that he needs 2,209 delegates to win because of Florida and Michigan.
The Clinton campaign keeps stressing that even though Florida voters knew their votes wouldn’t count, the state democratic party had a record turnout. That’s an incredible overstatement and I haven’t heard …read more

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Democratic Jedi battle to be president of the universe!
Barack Obama as Luke Skywalker
Hillary Clinton as Darth Vader
Bill Clinton as Emperor Palpatine

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Even though Barack Obama has pretty much sealed the deal, Hillary Clinton continues to motor on in her full speed crash to getting drunk on the White House lawn and being allowed to sleep on the couch. “Just for one night” please, she’ll say. Then at 3am she will go and grab the red phone and drunkenly nuke Iran.
It’s not a bad idea for Hillary to stay in the race because who knows, Barack could get assassinated or something, especially having to campaign in West Virginia and Kentucky, not exactly bastions of any kind of progressive thinking. Besides, those states …read more

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All kinds of celebrities have endorsed Barack Obama, if celebrities were Super Delegates Hillary would be done already. He’s even winning fake pretend endorsements from fictional Sesame Street characters!
In other Obama celebrity endorsement news, the real Tom Hanks recently released a video on his MySpace page endorsing Barack Obama. It’s not very funny unless you count how goofy Hanks looks or the fact that he felt the need to mention that African Americans were once thought of as 3/5 of a person in American history (that’s not funny of course except that he makes it seem like that’s part of …read more

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Will the fate of AARP member John McCain be similar to Ronald Reagan or Bob Dole?
Fun picture of John Kerry checking out some college girls tits.
Ah Europe and their crazy commercials, here’s one for a copy machine where the girl accidentally copies up her skirt.
John McCain has a backup plan if he’s not elected president of the USA: to be elected president of Mexico.
Will young Obama supporters in Indiana and NC choose bong swats or the voting booth today?
A wonderful compilation of the American president acting like a dancing buffoon.
John McCain said he didn’t vote for George …read more

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While John McCain looks for things to do while hanging out at Cracker Barrel, the democratic race is still up for grabs. Just when you think Obama has put the dagger in Clinton, Hillary finds fresh new ways to re-invent herself to pander to the state she’s running in (guns and drinking in Pennsylvania was the previous one).
Obama seems frustrated by the fact that he can’t, in the words of Mortal Combat, finish her! There was of course his famous “can I just eat my waffle?” remark when asked by journalists in a diner what he thought of Hamas’ …read more

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