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Amsterdam residents prefer that you piss in their canals, rather than their buildings.

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Fast food doesn’t get any faster than food from vending machines and it doesn’t get any slower than Greta’s digestive tract.
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Yup, sure looks like one.
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I believe the Dutch translation is “smoking is cool.”
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The secret to making Holland’s best fries is the piss (that or the gooey white sauce on top).

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Finally! Stuffed animals you can win for people you hate!

Haditha and Ashwir always enjoy a peaceful stroll through the park on their way to the Sunday stoning.

Red Dress: “I can’t believe you forgot to rent the limo.”
Black Dress: (under her breath) “whore.”
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After a long day, Amsterdam fire fighters take a time out to enjoy some ice cream, before hitting up the parade to proudly display their giant rubber fists and pink feather boas.

SMS Fart for…Fart ring tones?

I hate holding my backpack on the train, that’s why I prefer to leave it stuck in the door.
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