Sirened

Tonight will be a special night indeed, as Sarah Palin and Joe Biden square off in the only vice presidential debate of the election season.
I suspect it will go something like this:
Moderator: Governor Palin, why is it important to keep troops in Iraq?
Palin: We must fight them there so we don’t fight them here. Terrorists ya know, fight them over there. This is an area of expertise for me because I am an expert in foreign policy being the governor of Alaska which is in between terrorist Canada er Russia I mean. Putin is a terrorist because he flies …read more

1 Comment

One would think that during their convention, the RNC would be doing their best to showcase it. But when you go on their website they have a “Time Since Biden’s Last Gaffe” ticker on the front page.
His latest “gaffe” was this morning as he accidentally used the word battalion instead of brigade.
You have to be shitting me, having this on the front page during their convention, “attacking” the vice presidential nominee. All the while their presidential nominee isn’t even sure if he has his pants on or not.
Things sure are looking splendid for the GOP come November’s election with McNuts …read more

Comments Off

Sirened was only gone for a month, but during that time a ton has happened. Here are my thoughts on what has transpired, in chronological order from super stale to semi fresh.
The John Edwards affair: Didn’t surprise me at all. How can you trust a guy who says fighting poverty has become his life’s mission and then goes out and gets a $400 haircut, then runs an ad that poor people helped fund to discuss “how pretty” he is. Thank goodness Edwards didn’t win the democratic nomination. Then again, it would have made for a hell of an interesting convention! …read more

Comments Off