Ryanair to Offer Blow Jobs in Business Class!
This is Ryanair CEO Michael O’Leary talking about Ryanair’s plans for transcontinental flights. In economy you’ll be able to fly dirt cheap, but they’ll be no frills, so you’ll have to bring your own oral sex. To compensate, business class seats will be very expensive because they will include blow jobs. So screw you Virgin Airlines!
And wow, while American air travel continues to get suckier and suckier by the day, Ryanair plans to literally get you sucked while you fly.
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