<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?> <rss version="2.0" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" > <channel> <title>Sirened &#187; Old People</title> <atom:link href="http://www.sirened.com/tag/old-people/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /> <link>http://www.sirened.com</link> <description></description> <lastBuildDate>Mon, 13 Oct 2008 15:50:49 +0000</lastBuildDate> <generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1</generator> <language>en</language> <sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod> <sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency> <item> <title>John McCain on SNL</title> <link>http://www.sirened.com/2008/05/john-mccain-on-snl/</link> <comments>http://www.sirened.com/2008/05/john-mccain-on-snl/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 19 May 2008 18:11:03 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator></dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[2008 Elections]]></category> <category><![CDATA[John McCain]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Politics]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Presidential Race]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Funny]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Old People]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Saturday Night Live]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Weekend Update]]></category> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.sirened.com/john-mccain-on-snl</guid> <description><![CDATA[ This past Saturday, John McCain made an appearance on Saturday Night Live, a show that like him, used to be young and fresh, instead of old and stale. McCain did two bits on the show, the first was making his pitch about why he is the most experienced candidate to be president&#8230;because he is old, really really old. He also isn&#8217;t afraid to tackle all the wasteful spending of pork barrel projects, like clean water and post offices. In the second segment, on SNL&#8217;s Weekend Update, McCain urges democrats not to rush in picking a candidate. Why decide at the [...]<p>Post from: <a href="http://www.sirened.com">Sirened</a></p> ]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><embed allowNetworking="all" allowScriptAccess="always" src="http://widgets.nbc.com/o/4727a250e66f9723/4831c0e229aaa233" width="384" height="283" quality="high" wmode="transparent" id="W4831c0e229aaa233" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"> </embed></p> <p>This past Saturday, John McCain made an appearance on <em>Saturday Night Live</em>, a show that like him, used to be young and fresh, instead of old and stale.</p> <p>McCain did two bits on the show, the first was making his pitch about why he is the most experienced candidate to be president&#8230;because he is old, <em>really really</em> old. He also isn&#8217;t afraid to tackle all the wasteful spending of pork barrel projects, like clean water and post offices.</p> <p><embed allowNetworking="all" allowScriptAccess="always" src="http://widgets.nbc.com/o/4727a250e66f9723/4831bef84e2bda58" width="384" height="283" quality="high" wmode="transparent" id="W4831bef84e2bda58" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"> </embed></p> <p>In the second segment, on SNL&#8217;s <em>Weekend Update</em>, McCain urges democrats not to rush in picking a candidate. Why decide at the convention? Why not wait until after the convention? He even says he would agree to having both Obama and Hillary on the general election ballot come November. Yay divisiveness! </p> <p>Post from: <a href="http://www.sirened.com">Sirened</a></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.sirened.com/2008/05/john-mccain-on-snl/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item> <title>John McCain Does &#8216;The Daily Show&#8217;&#8230;Again</title> <link>http://www.sirened.com/2008/05/john-mccain-does-the-daily-showagain/</link> <comments>http://www.sirened.com/2008/05/john-mccain-does-the-daily-showagain/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 08 May 2008 16:09:47 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator></dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[2008 Elections]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Celebrities]]></category> <category><![CDATA[John McCain]]></category> <category><![CDATA[John Stewart]]></category> <category><![CDATA[The Daily Show]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Comedy Central]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Daily Show]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Denny's]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Old People]]></category> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.sirened.com/john-mccain-does-the-daily-showagain</guid> <description><![CDATA[ Last night senior citizen John McCain left his cryogenic chamber to make an appearance with John Stewart to talk about the people that hate him. And in an old man Hanoi Hilton flashback, he also feels the need to quote the old communist leader of China. Viva McCain/Denny&#8217;s Grand Slam Breakfast 08!&#8217; Post from: Sirened <p>Post from: <a href="http://www.sirened.com">Sirened</a></p> ]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><embed FlashVars='videoId=167938' src='http://www.comedycentral.com/sitewide/video_player/view/default/swf.jhtml' quality='high' bgcolor='#cccccc' width='332' height='316' name='comedy_central_player' align='middle' allowScriptAccess='always' allownetworking='external' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' pluginspage='http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer'></embed></p> <p>Last night senior citizen John McCain left his cryogenic chamber to make an appearance with John Stewart to talk about the people that hate him. And in an old man Hanoi Hilton flashback, he also feels the need to quote the old communist leader of China. </p> <p>Viva McCain/Denny&#8217;s Grand Slam Breakfast 08!&#8217;</p> <p>Post from: <a href="http://www.sirened.com">Sirened</a></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.sirened.com/2008/05/john-mccain-does-the-daily-showagain/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item> <title>Around the Internets: Tuesday May 6th</title> <link>http://www.sirened.com/2008/05/around-the-internets-tuesday-may-6th/</link> <comments>http://www.sirened.com/2008/05/around-the-internets-tuesday-may-6th/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Tue, 06 May 2008 17:43:48 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator></dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[2008 Elections]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Barack Obama]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Foreigners]]></category> <category><![CDATA[George Bush]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Gossip]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Hillary Clinton]]></category> <category><![CDATA[John McCain]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Politics]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Presidential Race]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Blogs]]></category> <category><![CDATA[College Girl Boobs]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Europeans]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Indiana]]></category> <category><![CDATA[John Kerry]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Math]]></category> <category><![CDATA[North Carolina]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Old People]]></category> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.sirened.com/around-the-internets-tuesday-may-6th</guid> <description><![CDATA[Will the fate of AARP member John McCain be similar to Ronald Reagan or Bob Dole? Fun picture of John Kerry checking out some college girls tits. Ah Europe and their crazy commercials, here&#8217;s one for a copy machine where the girl accidentally copies up her skirt. John McCain has a backup plan if he&#8217;s not elected president of the USA: to be elected president of Mexico. Will young Obama supporters in Indiana and NC choose bong swats or the voting booth today? A wonderful compilation of the American president acting like a dancing buffoon. John McCain said he didn&#8217;t vote for George [...]<p>Post from: <a href="http://www.sirened.com">Sirened</a></p> ]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://b5media_b4.s3.amazonaws.com/36/files/2008/04/img_1889.jpg" alt="sheep" align="left" height="200" width="275" />Will the fate of AARP member John McCain be similar to <a href="http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0508/10063.html">Ronald Reagan or Bob Dole? </a></p> <p>Fun picture of John Kerry checking out <a href="http://www.collegeotr.com/college_otr/great_election_moments_revisted_8121">some college girls tits</a>.</p> <p>Ah Europe and their crazy commercials, here&#8217;s one for a copy machine where the girl accidentally <a href="http://www.starkedsf.com/archives/and-so-it-begins-kick-off-the-work-week-with-a-banned-obscene-copier-ad/">copies up her skirt.</a></p> <p>John McCain has a backup plan if he&#8217;s not elected president of the USA: <a href="http://www.johnmccain.com/espanol/">to be elected president of Mexico. </a></p> <p>Will young Obama supporters in Indiana and NC choose <a href="http://wonkette.com/387560/will-barack-obamas-youth-voters-choose-himor-finals">bong swats or the voting booth today?</a></p> <p>A wonderful compilation of <a href="http://falafelsex.blogspot.com/2008/03/now-we-know-what-bush-legacy-will-be.html#links">the American president acting like a dancing buffoon.</a></p> <p><a href="http://www.starkeddc.com/archives/john-mccain-didnt-vote-for-w/">John McCain said he didn&#8217;t vote for George Bush in 2000.</a> Apparently his wife forgot to write it in his calendar.</p> <p><a href="http://washingtontimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080506/NATION/525934081/1001">Hillary Clinton hates math. </a></p> <p>With all the crap going on in the world, is Rev. Jeremiah Wright really that much of an issue? And how much has <a href="http://welcome-to-pottersville.blogspot.com/2008/05/what-should-our-response-be.html#links"><em>Faux News</em> slanted his message?</a></p> <p>Live in Bushwick? Interested in appearing in a gang bang? This site has the funny <a href="http://copyranter.blogspot.com/2008/05/xxx-movie-seeking-band-of-horses-in.html">sign up sheet.</a></p> <p><a href="http://thinkprogress.org/2008/05/06/mccain-confused-about-where-he-was-during-judicial-philosophy-speech/">John McCain confused</a> about whether he was in West Virginia or North Carolina.</p> <p><em>photo credit: personal collection </em></p> <p>Post from: <a href="http://www.sirened.com">Sirened</a></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.sirened.com/2008/05/around-the-internets-tuesday-may-6th/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> </channel> </rss>
