I suspect it will go something like this:

Moderator: Governor Palin, why is it important to keep troops in Iraq?

Palin: We must fight them there so we don’t fight them here. Terrorists ya know, fight them over there. This is an area of expertise for me because I am an expert in foreign policy being the governor of Alaska which is in between terrorist Canada er Russia I mean. Putin is a terrorist because he flies over my home state and it’s our job to keep an eye out on him.

Moderator: How do you keep an eye on him?

Palin: Because it’s Alaska and it’s Russia with just some frozen ice hockey water in between. Speaking of which, you know the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull? LIPSTICK! And not on a pig like that black fella’ said.

Moderator: Umm, ok then. Senator Biden, explain your position on withdrawing troops from Iraq?

Biden: [Crying from laughter] I’m so sorry, they prepped me for this but I just can’t help myself. She’s so cute though isn’t she? Reminds me of Dennis Kusinich’s wife, that’s the thing I like most about that guy [wiping tears from his eyes].

But seriously, Biden should be fine as long as he doesn’t do something like this to her…

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What’s wrong with marriage these days and what are some potential solutions?

John McCain seeks to win the internets.

Many Jewish Americans are tense about Barack Obama’s candidacy because he may lack the huevos to bomb Iran.

Iraqi forces welcomed into Sadr City without the help of American troops.

Personalized German stamps now have Nazi’s circulating the country.

Top Republican VP candidates gearing up for a weekend bbq with John McCain.

Joe Lieberman will not be satisfied until Palestine and Iran are wiped off the face of the Earth.

Hillary Clinton’s argument that she is winning the popular vote is fuzzy to say the least.

YouTube is a terrorist because it refuses to take Al-Qaeda related video off its site.

Ted Kennedy released from hospital and chillin’ in Cape Cod.

Oil prices hit new record high of $135!

American Airlines truly going to hell.

Aussies must battle kangaroo problem.

photo credit: personal collection

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