Prescription drugs kill more people than illegal drugs. We also learned that nobody in the state of Florida died from marijuana in 2007.

The fact that nobody died from marijuana in Florida led me to wonder, is it even humanely possible to die from an overdose of weed?

June saw Europe go nuts with Euro Cup fever. So I decided to list 10 things that annoy me about soccer.

John McCain might be old and decrepit now, but in his youth there were times that his schlong had to work overtime. Here’s some straight talk on John McCain’s womanizing.

Something is wrong with American beef. So much so that Koreans are going completely ape shit over it.

Barack Obama clinched the democratic nomination on June 4th. It was a long road and I took a fun look back at the process.

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What’s been coming up more in the news lately though is McCain’s first wife, Carol McCain. She wasn’t discussed so much during the primaries because McCain’s mother Roberta kept her locked in the nuclear bunker under her home. She was then released when McCain became the presumptive nominee.

Back in the day Carol McCain was a nice catch for Johnie McBush, she was a model and McCain had a thing for models. But an unfortunate and ironic thing happened when Johnie was captured by ‘Charlie’ and while having his testicles electroshocked, his wife was in a terrible car accident that left her temporarily paralyzed.

When McCain came home from Vietnam he was probably surprised to find that his ex-model wife was still waiting around for him-then he saw why. Due to the nature of her severe injuries, doctors had to remove parts of her legs that left her 6 inches shorter, she had also put on weight and was in crutches. In a nutshell, she was no longer acceptable or useful to playboy McCain.

McCain has admitted to having girlfriends while his disfigured wife waited around at home for him. One of those was his now wife Cindy who was very attractive, 18 years his younger and rich with powerful connections-perfect for an ambitious ladies man like McCain.

Having found his golden ticket, Johnie wasted no time dumping the old and marrying the new. Cindy has proved a suitable wife for McCain, except of course when he’s had affairs. These days McCain is too old for womanizing however, preferring instead to run for president in order to enact his ‘Dr. Strangelove’ style apocalypse. Bomb bomb bomb Iran-what else is a powerful washed up playboy supposed to do anyways?

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