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SIRENED: Dirty Politics,Cleaned

September 25th, 2008

Bush’s Address on Economic Meltdown

So last night George Bush addressed the nation and tried to act all bi-partisan like, saying both sides are working on the economic apocalypse. Of course, this is after his goons tried to get 700 billion blank check dollars for the corporate overlords to do as they wished. Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson, who would have […]

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September 17th, 2008

Even Ralph Nader Not Talking About Issues Anymore

Wow, this whole not talking about actual issues in the presidential race has even trickled down to Ralph Nader. Here is Nader spending 2:30 minutes complaining to his bird “Cardozo” about why his latest presidential bid isn’t getting enough media coverage. His possible solution, which he mutters along with other psycho drivel is that perhaps […]

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September 3rd, 2008

Bush’s Speech to the RNC

In case you missed it last night here is President George-John “Insane in the Membrane” BuCain endorsing the real change, “country first” candidate. You know, the one that voted with itself 90% of the time.
Probably the best thing Bush could have done for McCain would have been to come out and endorse Barack Obama. […]

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September 1st, 2008

McCain Checks Out Palin’s Ass While Fiddling with Wedding Ring

Here’s an interesting little video highlighting McCain’s wandering eyes while Sarah Palin was introducing herself to America. Nice touch with the fiddling of the wedding ring Johnie! Oh well, this isn’t the first time John McCain has used a former beauty queen to elevate himself to higher power.
McCain met his current wife Cindy at a […]

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July 21st, 2008

Who’s to Blame for High Gas Prices?

Oil Companies? Oil Speculators? Irresponsible consumers? Irresponsible governments? Nope, according to this new John McCain ad, there is only one person to blame for $4 a gallon gas and that is Barack Obama.
Tags: Barack Obama, Bullshit, High Gas Prices, High Oil Prices, John McCain Ad, Sirened, YouTube

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July 14th, 2008

John McCain Must Pick Up “Master of the Internet”

Holy crap, I had to watch about two minutes of this clip before I realized this was real and not a joke. Here’s a terribly wonderful infomercial from 1994 about “mastering the internet”, featuring Napoleon Dynamites brother’s doppelganger and filmed in Florida, of course.
Did you know that in 1994 there were 10,000 people using Al […]

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July 5th, 2008

199 Days Left of George Bush!

Less than 200 days to do! So ok, that’s still like 1,999 days too long but what the hell can you do? At least the end is near…Dance George dance!
Tags: Africans, Dancing, Days Left, Dubya, George Bush, Moron, President, YouTube

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June 27th, 2008

Some Seattle Italians Are Pissed About This…

Holy cannelloni! It’s a spicy meataball! The Italian Club of Seattle has come out and criticized this political ad put out by the Washington State Democratic Party as being “racist.”
The ad against Washington state gubernatorial candidate and Italian American Dino Rossi (R) portrays him as having some shady business connections, pretty standard in politics. Problem: […]

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June 26th, 2008

Ryanair to Offer Blow Jobs in Business Class!

This is Ryanair CEO Michael O’Leary talking about Ryanair’s plans for transcontinental flights. In economy you’ll be able to fly dirt cheap, but they’ll be no frills, so you’ll have to bring your own oral sex. To compensate, business class seats will be very expensive because they will include blow jobs. So screw you Virgin […]

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June 23rd, 2008

Farewell to One of the Funniest Men Ever, George Carlin

The world of comedy got hit upside the head this morning with the sudden death of George Carlin at the age of 71. Carlin had a history of heart problems, having had a heart attack in 80’s and two open heart surgeries in that decade as well. Yesterday he checked himself into the hospital complaining […]

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