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Why We Should Leave Iraq…

by Alex on December 6th, 2006

These statistics say it all right here. This is courtesy of CNN and Crooks and Liars.

Unlike Crooks and Liars, we would like to add a few other reasons why we should leave Iraq. And give George Bush some additional advice not included in the Hamilton-Baker report.

1) Iraqi’s are what are called Muslims, meaning they believe in a different religion to us. George Bush once said that he could not imagine Osama Bin Laden enjoying Hanukah. Um, duh, he is what is called a Muslim.

2)If George Bush won’t talk to Syria or Iran, then it’s time to just go. Syrians and Iranians have more in common with Iraqi’s than we do. Why? Because they are Muslims.

3)In a poll not taken in Iraq, but one we can assume, most Iraqi’s would not support a Smokey Bones in their country. Why? Because their signature dish is pulled pork and Iraqi’s don’t eat pork because they are Muslims.

4)In another poll not taken, most Iraqi’s would not support Super Walmart’s in their country. Iraqi’s seem perfectly content to shop in the chaotic and frenzied marketplaces they already have. They do prefer shopping experiences where they are less likely to get blown up however. 

5)They seem to be tired of being occupied and kinda want their country back.

POSTED IN: George Bush, Gossip, Iraq, Politics

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