You Might Be a Terrorist If…

by Alex on December 1st, 2006

Now that Big Brother wants to predict if you will be a terrorist or not, let’s play the you might be a terrorist game.

1)If you look nothing like Jeff Foxworthy…You might be a terrorist

2)If you play portable video games on the airplane and don’t turn the sound off…You might be a terrorist

3)If you order a meal without pork, even if pork is not on the menu…You might be a terrorist

4)If you don’t put your seat in the upright position when you are told…You might be a terrorist

5)If you enjoy playing an unwanted game of grab-ass with the flight staff…You might be a terrorist

6)If you show up for your flight with a shirt that says I am not a terrorist…You might be a terrorist

7)And finally, if you manage a website called Death to America and allocate funds to blow up American planes…you may, just maybe, be a terrorist

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